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Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.
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If the bike has gears, it may well be slow because you're in the wrong gear. Once you've gotten started, you should be in a gear where you don't actually feel much resistance, you're just rolling your legs around as fast as is comfortable.Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.
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Quoth HotelMinion View PostHmm...after reading the rules on cycling in my state there are some things I don't agree with. Like having the bicyclists share the road with automobiles. Cars scare me unless I am in one. And When I'm in a car and there's a cyclist on the road, I feel scared, like I'm going to hit him...sigh. It makes me wonder why these rules are here, certainly cyclists getting killed by cars is much higher than pedestrians getting killed by cyclists? *googles*it seems so. So why have the cyclists go with the cars. Scary.
Maybe I should just do indoors excerise.
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HotelMinion - I've had the same issue when I take my bike out on the bike trail, locally. Finally, I asked a guy from my class who regularly biked... They have special padded bike shorts. Those spandex-looking shorts and pants are not just so everyone can look like a Pro Cyclist. They come with lovely padding that helps a person not have the ol' Numb Butt. Look online or at a bike store and see what might work for you.
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Numb Butt ain't so bad... it's the Electric Willie that'll really zap you!I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
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Round my way there are bike lanes all over town. However, the Lycra Louts (as in, nutter cyclists who seem to be on a personal mission to end up a red stain on the road) refuse to use them cuz they believe that cars should "share the road". Yes, and as a motorcyclist I also believe that; however, since I don't have a deathwish, I prefer to ride defensively and get to my destination in one piece. There's one particular road which is a notorious accident black spot, but with bike lanes on both sides. Only the sane cyclists use them; the Lycra Louts instead insist on riding right in the middle of the road.
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Or in my neck of the woods, 3-5 abreast on a steep and twisty mountain road, which means we can't give them the legal 3 ft clearance without crossing the double yellow line, on a blind curve. Or staying behind them..... with flashers on so the next person around that blind curve doesn't cream ME!
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Quoth Lace Neil Singer View PostRound my way there are bike lanes all over town. However, the Lycra Louts (as in, nutter cyclists who seem to be on a personal mission to end up a red stain on the road) refuse to use them cuz they believe that cars should "share the road".
Quoth Minflick View PostOr in my neck of the woods, 3-5 abreast on a steep and twisty mountain road, which means we can't give them the legal 3 ft clearance without crossing the double yellow line, on a blind curve.
Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.
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Quoth wolfie View Post
How high do the "wannabe red stains" jump when they hear the air horn?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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