I have a smile as I write this, a story from many years ago. It's one of my father's and while short, I hope it makes you laugh as well.
Years ago, my mother and I had gone to K&B drugs. (Long gone) The intent I think was to pick up a prescription for me, and a few things for her. My father drove us there and stayed out in the parkinglot.
His story is this (wish I remembered more details).
There was this young guy driving around in the parkinglot, with his head hanging out the window. He was, as dad put it, showing off to these young girls who were near by where he was. The guy kept doing long sweeping circles, driving around the girls and yelling things at them or talking to them.
On one circuit, with his head out the window, the guy turned sharply and (due to not looking where he was going) speared one of those concrete light poles they have in some parking lots. In fact, he hit it dead center into the front of his truck, nearly killing himself in the process.
Now, don't misunderstand, it wasn't the accident that nearly killed him. It was his door post. Remember that his head was out the window? Well the truck stopped, but he didn't, and thus his body ended up in the floorboard with the window and door post giving him a good choke.
Besides his bruises and wounded pride, he came out rather well. The girls found it amusing.
Years ago, my mother and I had gone to K&B drugs. (Long gone) The intent I think was to pick up a prescription for me, and a few things for her. My father drove us there and stayed out in the parkinglot.
His story is this (wish I remembered more details).
There was this young guy driving around in the parkinglot, with his head hanging out the window. He was, as dad put it, showing off to these young girls who were near by where he was. The guy kept doing long sweeping circles, driving around the girls and yelling things at them or talking to them.
On one circuit, with his head out the window, the guy turned sharply and (due to not looking where he was going) speared one of those concrete light poles they have in some parking lots. In fact, he hit it dead center into the front of his truck, nearly killing himself in the process.
Now, don't misunderstand, it wasn't the accident that nearly killed him. It was his door post. Remember that his head was out the window? Well the truck stopped, but he didn't, and thus his body ended up in the floorboard with the window and door post giving him a good choke.
Besides his bruises and wounded pride, he came out rather well. The girls found it amusing.
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