Alleration in the title, oh my!
This seemed like the best place to put this event, which happened to me not 30 minutes ago.
So I need a few things for supper tonight, and I head off to the grocery store. Today, it's +24C, sunny, and gorgious! Convertables are converting, bikers are biking, and girls are pulling out their summer wear.
So I get my things and am standing in the express lane, trying not to be too obvious as I'm trying to eyeball the two cute girls in the next lane. I'm about to punch my debit info into the machine, which they leave. I failed at subtlety, and the cashier followed my gaze.
"Fake," she muttered.
It's the first time I've ever been bent over with laughter at a grocery store.
This seemed like the best place to put this event, which happened to me not 30 minutes ago.
So I need a few things for supper tonight, and I head off to the grocery store. Today, it's +24C, sunny, and gorgious! Convertables are converting, bikers are biking, and girls are pulling out their summer wear.
So I get my things and am standing in the express lane, trying not to be too obvious as I'm trying to eyeball the two cute girls in the next lane. I'm about to punch my debit info into the machine, which they leave. I failed at subtlety, and the cashier followed my gaze.
"Fake," she muttered.
It's the first time I've ever been bent over with laughter at a grocery store.
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