This is a thank you to all the thoughtless, inconsiderate shoppers today at Longs who, working together, however unconsciously, managed to make me late for work. I love starting my working week this way.
To the woman in the electric, non-wheelchair: That's not a real wheelchair, I doubt you're really disabled, and I don't think I've ever seen a Chow used as a support animal. You weren't in line; you were blocking the aisle. Next time, take advantage of your non-energy expending mobility, and actually get in the line. And leave the dog at home.
To the woman who tied up the check-out by returning a package of mints: I really envy you. To have so much time available in your day that it is worthwhile to you to return a fifty cent package of mints makes me wish I were independently wealthy, too.
To the retirees: Visiting Longs may be the high point of your day, but for many of us, who have to get to our jobs, it's an occasional necessity (like today). Tying up the checker by going through the entire weekly ad with questions makes the checker, the manager, and the working stiffs like me hate you.
To the woman with photos: How nice that you don't have to go to work today. How nice that you have time to pick up the most expensive water and your photos on the way to an event. I wish I could afford that time. I am quite envious. However, when you decided to rush up to the register to cut me off, you became a problem. You became a bigger problem, for me and the people behind me, when you wanted to go through your photos with the checker. The checker told you she couldn't help you beyond ringing them up, and also told you when the photo person would be in. But, no, you had to have the pictures. Well, you decided you had to have the pictures in the cheaper of the two packets after reviewing all of them. Then you decided to pay for everything using a card that you had left in your car, which you realized after we stood there and watched you search your entire wallet. Whereupon you finally decided you had to write a check, but, of course, you had no pen. The gooey entitlement icing on this cake of self-centered selfishness was when the check was rejected by the system. Yes, a bad check. Why did you bother? You left your mess on the counter, and all of us in line had to wait while the checker had to void everything out.
You know those stickers that say, "Mean people suck." I want one that says, "Most people suck."
/end whiny rant
To the woman in the electric, non-wheelchair: That's not a real wheelchair, I doubt you're really disabled, and I don't think I've ever seen a Chow used as a support animal. You weren't in line; you were blocking the aisle. Next time, take advantage of your non-energy expending mobility, and actually get in the line. And leave the dog at home.
To the woman who tied up the check-out by returning a package of mints: I really envy you. To have so much time available in your day that it is worthwhile to you to return a fifty cent package of mints makes me wish I were independently wealthy, too.
To the retirees: Visiting Longs may be the high point of your day, but for many of us, who have to get to our jobs, it's an occasional necessity (like today). Tying up the checker by going through the entire weekly ad with questions makes the checker, the manager, and the working stiffs like me hate you.
To the woman with photos: How nice that you don't have to go to work today. How nice that you have time to pick up the most expensive water and your photos on the way to an event. I wish I could afford that time. I am quite envious. However, when you decided to rush up to the register to cut me off, you became a problem. You became a bigger problem, for me and the people behind me, when you wanted to go through your photos with the checker. The checker told you she couldn't help you beyond ringing them up, and also told you when the photo person would be in. But, no, you had to have the pictures. Well, you decided you had to have the pictures in the cheaper of the two packets after reviewing all of them. Then you decided to pay for everything using a card that you had left in your car, which you realized after we stood there and watched you search your entire wallet. Whereupon you finally decided you had to write a check, but, of course, you had no pen. The gooey entitlement icing on this cake of self-centered selfishness was when the check was rejected by the system. Yes, a bad check. Why did you bother? You left your mess on the counter, and all of us in line had to wait while the checker had to void everything out.
You know those stickers that say, "Mean people suck." I want one that says, "Most people suck."
/end whiny rant
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