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  • #1

    To the lotion rubber-inner in the seat next door...

    From the other patrons of the library

    We appreciate that you may have a medical condition which requires the application of ointment to various parts of your body and that this needs to be done at inconvenient times.However,you will find you win a lot more friends amongst the library users by finding a private spot to perform this activity and not by whipping out your tube of cream and squirting it in whilst you are seated at the computer next to us..

    That is all
    The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.
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  • #2
    Okay, I admit to using hand cream at my place of work (it's rather chilly and dry) but ... your title, and the subsequent story, make me think that this person is applying lotion to body parts I'd rather not know about ...
    Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
    ~ Mr Hero

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    • #3
      Hands would be fine.This was more thighwards...
      The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.

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      • #4
        I literally just uttered a cross between "OH!" and "eww".
        "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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        • #5
          While in the public part of the library???

          Some people have no sense. Or shame. Or something.
          When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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          • #6
            Maybe it just doesn't want the hose again?
            “There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged.
            One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world.
            The other, of course, involves orcs." -- John Rogers

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            • #7
              Quoth MoonCat View Post
              While in the public part of the library???
              Maybe they can't spell and thought it was the pubic part of the library.
              "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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              • #8
                Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
                Maybe they can't spell and thought it was the pubic part of the library.
                You mean the pubic lubrary?
                I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Kit-Ginevra View Post
                  Hands would be fine.This was more thighwards...
                  Oh, GROSS!
                  Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
                  ~ Mr Hero

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Nunavut Pants View Post
                    Maybe it just doesn't want the hose again?
                    Thank the gods I'm not the only one who's mind immediately went to that.
                    It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                    • #11
                      It's important to prevent chafing.

                      I assume there's a bathroom wherein lotion can be applied privately?
                      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                      • #12
                        But to use the bathroom, one would have to GET UP and.... MOVE. You're such a horrible person for wanting this idiot to do such things. Don't you realize that they'd have to actually THINK in order to do all this?

                        Although there is some blame to go to the idiot... forgot the Bill Engvall sign.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Buzzard View Post
                          You're such a horrible person
                          Why thank you. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
                          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                          • #14
                            Quoth dalesys View Post
                            You mean the pubic lubrary?
                            I thought that was a sex shop

                            Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                            It's important to prevent chafing.

                            I assume there's a bathroom wherein lotion can be applied privately?
                            That was my thought as well (and yes, I do get chafing on my thighs from time to time. I don't rub lotion in my thighs in PUBLIC though!)

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Pagan View Post
                              Thank the gods I'm not the only one who's mind immediately went to that.
                              It does this whenever it is told.
                              Drive it like it's a county car.

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