On the phone with a vendor, trying to provide our company credit card for payment, through their absolute genius of a customer service rep.
We go through the identify who I am, find the account, verify how much paying, yadda yadda yadda. Then we get to this bit:
CSR: And what is the billing address on the card?
Me: It's the same as the billing address on the invoice, <address>.
CSR: Okay, slow down, I can see the address here, but I can't type that fast.
Me: Well, it's the same as what you have in your system, so you can copy what's shown.
CSR: Sir, we can't do copy and paste. I can see, it but I can't copy it, so just repeat the address slowly.
Me: It's <a-d-d-r-e-s-s>.
CSR: Okay, that matches what I show on my screen for your account, and I've typed it in, what's the credit card number?
The rest of the transaction went fine, but by Cthulhu's Mighty Face Tentacles, if you have the address showing on your screen, you shouldn't need me to repeat it to you out loud so you can type it. Just copy what's right in front of your face.
We go through the identify who I am, find the account, verify how much paying, yadda yadda yadda. Then we get to this bit:
CSR: And what is the billing address on the card?
Me: It's the same as the billing address on the invoice, <address>.
CSR: Okay, slow down, I can see the address here, but I can't type that fast.
Me: Well, it's the same as what you have in your system, so you can copy what's shown.
CSR: Sir, we can't do copy and paste. I can see, it but I can't copy it, so just repeat the address slowly.
Me: It's <a-d-d-r-e-s-s>.
CSR: Okay, that matches what I show on my screen for your account, and I've typed it in, what's the credit card number?
The rest of the transaction went fine, but by Cthulhu's Mighty Face Tentacles, if you have the address showing on your screen, you shouldn't need me to repeat it to you out loud so you can type it. Just copy what's right in front of your face.

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