Finished work in the kitchen, changed into my normal clothes and went straight to the bar. There was quite a long line, but I was patient, and the manager said he would get to me as soon as he could. As I was waiting, a random girl comes up and stands next to me.
The manager walks over to me.
Manager: OK, what can I get you customersruinmylife?
Me: Can I get...
The girl suddenly scares the shit out of me, as she slams her hands down on the bar.
Insane Girl: THIS IS FUCKING OUTRAGEOUS! I HAVE BEEN WAITING HERE TO MORE THAN TEN MINUTES, AND YOU SERVE HIM FIRST. YOU SEXIST PIG!
Yay. I was in plain clothes, this girl had no idea I worked there, as I had been in the kitchen all day. Now was my chance.
Me: What the fuck are you talking about you liar! I was here way before you!
Insane Girl: You're the liar! And you're sexist too!
Me: I'm not sexist, you just happen to be a very vile person.
Insane Girl: Well *to manager* who are you going to believe?
Manager: I believe him. Now you can get out.
Insane Girl: You haven't hear the last of this. You will be hearing from a solicitor for being so sexist.
I laughed at her as she walked away, as did several other customers. As I got my drink, I heard her whining at her friends as she walked off.
Insane Girl: I was waiting there for ten minutes...just because I'm a girl...and there aren't even any female bar staff!
The manager walks over to me.
Manager: OK, what can I get you customersruinmylife?
Me: Can I get...
The girl suddenly scares the shit out of me, as she slams her hands down on the bar.
Insane Girl: THIS IS FUCKING OUTRAGEOUS! I HAVE BEEN WAITING HERE TO MORE THAN TEN MINUTES, AND YOU SERVE HIM FIRST. YOU SEXIST PIG!
Yay. I was in plain clothes, this girl had no idea I worked there, as I had been in the kitchen all day. Now was my chance.
Me: What the fuck are you talking about you liar! I was here way before you!
Insane Girl: You're the liar! And you're sexist too!
Me: I'm not sexist, you just happen to be a very vile person.
Insane Girl: Well *to manager* who are you going to believe?
Manager: I believe him. Now you can get out.
Insane Girl: You haven't hear the last of this. You will be hearing from a solicitor for being so sexist.
I laughed at her as she walked away, as did several other customers. As I got my drink, I heard her whining at her friends as she walked off.
Insane Girl: I was waiting there for ten minutes...just because I'm a girl...and there aren't even any female bar staff!
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