This week's dumb and dangly criminal...

[Kit-Ginevra]

Mr K tried to flee from a court dock after a judge refused to let him change his plea on two assault charges. He climbed onto a ledge and got one leg over the security partition. Security guards grabbed his other leg, leaving him stuck and dangling in mid air. He was hauled down and remanded in custody

[Pixelated]

Some of these idiots have clearly watched way too much cheesy TV and figure "Hey, if he can do it, I can do it!"

[taxguykarl]

Clearly not credit watchers as they would have caught the last line which states the whole event is fiction.

[Nunavut Pants]

That would assume these people actually read.