Wow, thats.....um.....Embarassing (NSFW?)

[Hon'ya-chan]

So I got dragged by my girlfriend into one of the local Porn shops because she wanted to get a gag gift for a relatives wedding. It's freakin' hot outside, so I figure just go inside, pretend to be looking at the merchendise, and take advantage of the A/c. And don't make any eye contact with anyone.

The minute I enter, something had to catch my eye. And it was a laugh.

I notice plastered behind the register, a polaroid of a 40/50 yr old woman holding a sex toy. Below the picture, it read: Caught stealing this $25 sex toy from us (XX/XX/XX). Prosecuted XX/XX/XX. Banned from the store.

The cashier noticed me looking, and remarked "Yeah, sucks to be her. I heard she got caught right after she served her time in jail. Again for Shoplifting."

I shake my head and walk to my gf with a smirk on my face.

[Becks]

Oh, ew.

I can see the point of having a picture of the woman, mentioning she's banned.

But a picture of her using the item she stole?

[CreepyCarrie]

Haha That's hilarious and embarrassing rolled up into one.

[Hon'ya-chan]

Oh, ew.

I can see the point of having a picture of the woman, mentioning she's banned.

But a picture of her using the item she stole?

I don't recall her putting the sex toy into her .

[Sliceanddice]

Oh, ew.

I can see the point of having a picture of the woman, mentioning she's banned.

But a picture of her using the item she stole?

holding holding holding.
Not using...
ewwww dirty thought

[Soulstealer]

Oh, ew.

I can see the point of having a picture of the woman, mentioning she's banned.

But a picture of her using the item she stole?

Well considering what kind of shop it is narrows down what whe was intending to do with her 'shopping' anyway. I see no reason why shops can't advertise what the SC stole and she wasn't using it in the picture just holding it.

[RentalRacer]

Ha, that reminds me of the time I was driving through the little town of Red Lodge, Montana.

Taco Time I think it was had on their huge Mcdonalds type sign "Don't take checks from "Dave Blanky", he has written 5 bad checks here".

[blas]

Not uncommon at all.

I know the lady who works the night shift at the porn shop. Her son and I went to school together.

They take photos of all shoplifters and post them on a bulletin board for all customers to see.

[Becks]

My bad.

The man of the household was distracting me at the time.

[Banrion]

While I haven't seen anything like that, my old hometown just got the Wal-Mart of porn shops. No lie, there are 8 aisles of toys, 12 aisles of DVD's, and at least 15 racks of clothes. Then there is a whole separate section of smoking paraphenalia. The place is immense. My mom and I spent like 3 hours just ogling how HUGE this place is.

[Soulstealer]

While I haven't seen anything like that, my old hometown just got the Wal-Mart of porn shops.

I'm going to need a name and address for.... "research" purposes.

[angelicafire]

My roommates went from Virginia to Ohio once and saw all these signs for the "Super Super Super Store" or something like that and stopped on the way back from Ohio. Apparently, it was literally the size of a Walmart too, and they had everything you could think of. They brought me back an inappropriate lollipop

[Pagan]

While I haven't seen anything like that, my old hometown just got the Wal-Mart of porn shops. No lie, there are 8 aisles of toys, 12 aisles of DVD's, and at least 15 racks of clothes. Then there is a whole separate section of smoking paraphenalia. The place is immense. My mom and I spent like 3 hours just ogling how HUGE this place is.

I'm going to need a name and address for.... "research" purposes.

Was it anything like this?: http://www.castlemegastore.com/locations/
And Soulstealer, I thought you'd like it too for, ahem, "research". I haven't been in it....yet, but it fascinates the hell out of me!

[Banrion]

I'm going to need a name and address for.... "research" purposes.

VIP - 480 Oakland St
Manchester, CT 06042

[Hon'ya-chan]

Oh boy, this story gets better.

About a few months back, I saw one of the anchor store's LP's run into the parking lot racing after a shoplifter, whom exactly matches the Porn shoplifter. Kinda noticed, thought it was just another day.

I was summoned back to work today to talk to the Store's LP due to the incident described elsewhere. The other stores LP's were there as well.

After the paperwork was done, I chatted briefly with one of the LP's. Turns out she was one of the folks chasing after the shoplifter that I saw a few months ago. I then mentioned I thought I saw that shoplifter elsewhere, and she goes "Oh yeah. When the cops came to pick her up, one of them remarked Hey, it's (name). So, graduated from stealing dildos? And we were looking at her with a confused look, because all she stole from us was alot of perfumes from our mens department. We were thinking of dropping the charges and just ban her, but after we found out this bit of info, we quickly pressed charges."