Day one:
In one of my bi-weekly runs to Wal-Mart for my pencil lead needs, I am forced into the "school supply" aisle, since the sections near the doors have turned either into rubbish or empty Harry Potter shelves.
I wait the long line covering an aisle back and loopin on the other side, letting people through when needed, until I get to my desired lead area.
A lady SNATCHES some Sharpies right from under my arm in a fierce staring contest with me, in which the pizza stink from my clothes scares her away.
Thank you for onion reek.
Day two:
I go to the school aisle for copy paper and card stock.
Its pretty bare, and the employees are nice enough to let me through as they restock, the side opposite me, a woman is haggling with her helper employee with a green vest (which of course is Lawn n Garden... in the school section?)
I listen in:
Lady: Well I need these.. would you mind calling your people and finding out the price? (nevermind the stickers on the backpacks and the large yellow tags on the wall)
Emp: Yeah.. (FFFFFF $19.95 FF)
Lady: That's too high, I need these (Spiderman and Batman) backpacks for my kids!!
Emp: I'm sorry, that's just the price. We have some plastic see-throughs that are only about ten bucks...
Lady: THEY DONT LIKE THOSE!! If you're not gonna help me why'd you follow me here?!?!
Emp: This isn't even my section, ma'am, I'm just trying to help you out... I can't do anything but tell you the price.
The poor Employee was made to call in, again and again, and get the same responce to her pleas. I just stared at her like she had an odd growth on her eyeball and held it in.
Day three:
I go in for a pack of Diet, Caffeine-free Coke for Mom, and some catfood for the =^.^=
A lady was there before me at the cokes, so I wait. She walks around her cart (hand firmly holding it in place) and goes around and around the Coke products...
I wait three minutes =_=
"Ma'am, could I just ask you to scoot a sec so I can grab some Cokes?"
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Processing....
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>_> ...
and she quits staring at me to!!!
...go back to looking.
So I just started humming. Nothing in particular, but I made sure to grate my voice and make goofy faces at her until she moved.
I hate to be rude.... but damn >_>
In one of my bi-weekly runs to Wal-Mart for my pencil lead needs, I am forced into the "school supply" aisle, since the sections near the doors have turned either into rubbish or empty Harry Potter shelves.
I wait the long line covering an aisle back and loopin on the other side, letting people through when needed, until I get to my desired lead area.
A lady SNATCHES some Sharpies right from under my arm in a fierce staring contest with me, in which the pizza stink from my clothes scares her away.
Thank you for onion reek.
Day two:
I go to the school aisle for copy paper and card stock.
Its pretty bare, and the employees are nice enough to let me through as they restock, the side opposite me, a woman is haggling with her helper employee with a green vest (which of course is Lawn n Garden... in the school section?)
I listen in:
Lady: Well I need these.. would you mind calling your people and finding out the price? (nevermind the stickers on the backpacks and the large yellow tags on the wall)
Emp: Yeah.. (FFFFFF $19.95 FF)
Lady: That's too high, I need these (Spiderman and Batman) backpacks for my kids!!
Emp: I'm sorry, that's just the price. We have some plastic see-throughs that are only about ten bucks...
Lady: THEY DONT LIKE THOSE!! If you're not gonna help me why'd you follow me here?!?!
Emp: This isn't even my section, ma'am, I'm just trying to help you out... I can't do anything but tell you the price.
The poor Employee was made to call in, again and again, and get the same responce to her pleas. I just stared at her like she had an odd growth on her eyeball and held it in.
Day three:
I go in for a pack of Diet, Caffeine-free Coke for Mom, and some catfood for the =^.^=
A lady was there before me at the cokes, so I wait. She walks around her cart (hand firmly holding it in place) and goes around and around the Coke products...
I wait three minutes =_=
"Ma'am, could I just ask you to scoot a sec so I can grab some Cokes?"
....
....
....
Processing....
...
...
>_> ...
and she quits staring at me to!!!
...go back to looking.
So I just started humming. Nothing in particular, but I made sure to grate my voice and make goofy faces at her until she moved.
I hate to be rude.... but damn >_>
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