Some things shouldn't be advertised . . .

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Just when I was finally about to make it home for the day (went in at 5 this morning, finished at 3, then ran to WM which ended taking an hour b/c the rotisserie chickens weren't finished cooking and the car refused to start until it cooled down) I had to make one last quick stop.

I dashed into the mini-mart (hereby known as the Quik Stop, out of affection for "Clerks") to get some smokes.

In front of me in line was a young woman, with a skintight brown shirt on that didn't cover the top of her jeans, which BTW were rather low cut and skintight. I swear she looked like she had two sausages for legs trapped in tubes . . .

Even worse was the tattoo on her back . . . . she had in a script font the words:

Juicy Fruit.

It was a good thing I had an empty stomach . . . otherwise I'd have embarrassed myself and the clerk by all over the place.

Pass the brain bleach . . . ASAP. And minus the new cover sheets, if you please.

Even funnier, when I got back into the car and told my Mom about it . . . her comment:

I'm sure it was at one time but I bet it ain't now.

[mariamousie1]

I don't understand what "juicy fruit" means but I'm not sure I want to know.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Juicy Fruit is a brand of gum! What were YOU thinking?

[Becks]

Even worse was the tattoo on her back . . . . she had in a script font the words:

Juicy Fruit.

I wonder how the tattoo artist managed to give the tattoo with steady hands.

[JustADude]

I wonder how the tattoo artist managed to give the tattoo with steady hands.

That's nothing, Becky. I've heard some stories from a friend who works at a tattoo parlor about people coming in to get some very... distinctive... tattoos in some very intimate places.

Unless, of course, you were talking about them not laughing in her face?

[ArenaBoy]

This reminds me of something I saw at a restaurant a few weeks ago. My roommates and I decided to go out to breakfast. As we are sitting at our table there's this young woman who looks to be in her early 20s. She's wearing short-shorts and on the side of her right thigh was a lengthy tattoo that I cannot remember what it said but part of it was covered by the fabric and the rest of it was just out there for all to see. Roommates and I were having a hard time trying to be covert because we were just mesmerized.

[draftermatt]

I saw a woman on Collegehumor with a tatoo of her name on the small of her back. Her reasoning:

"In case we are doggy styling, and you forget my name"

[Becks]

Unless, of course, you were talking about them not laughing in her face?

That's it.

[Gawdzillers]

I saw a woman on Collegehumor with a tatoo of her name on the small of her back. Her reasoning:

"In case we are doggy styling, and you forget my name"

I'd date more girls if they were that daring.

[Rahmota]

And the problem here is what?

At least it isnt what one of the guys I used to work with was goign to get above his backside before he went into jail:

"For Exit Only!"

[Aldous]

And the problem here is what?

At least it isnt what one of the guys I used to work with was goign to get above his backside before he went into jail:

"For Exit Only!"

Oh yes that would work, because Bubba is an upright, outstanding citizen, not in the pen for life for killing several people. That or he can read. Personally what I think would be funny would be a Bubba-like person walking up to someone and saying "Tell me about the rabbits, again George."

[BookstoreEscapee]

Warning: dirty joke contained herein...

Oh yes that would work, because Bubba is an upright, outstanding citizen, not in the pen for life for killing several people. That or he can read. Personally what I think would be funny would be a Bubba-like person walking up to someone and saying "Tell me about the rabbits, again George."

heehee... but he just wants to cuddle them! <sound of little bunny neck snapping>



The tale of Miss Juicy Fruit reminded of a joke (warning it's kinda dirty)

A woman goes to the tattoo parlor and says she wants a turkey tattooed on the inside of her upper right thigh, and a Christmas tree on her upper left thigh. The tattoo artist lets his curiosity get the better of him and asks her why, and she says "I'm tired of my husband complaining that there's nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"

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[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

A woman goes to the tattoo parlor and says she wants a turkey tattooed on the inside of her upper right thigh, and a Christmas tree on her upper left thigh. The tattoo artist lets his curiosity get the better of him and asks her why, and she says "I'm tired of my husband complaining that there's nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"

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*cough AHEM cough

http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...ad.php?t=13201

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I don't understand what "juicy fruit" means but I'm not sure I want to know.

If I have to explain it to you, you really don't need to know.

[BookstoreEscapee]

*cough AHEM cough

http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...ad.php?t=13201

Why am I not surprised that one was in there?