The Devil made me do it!
Ok, I never posted this the day it happened, but it was about 3 weeks ago when my part of Wisconsin was having Seattle weather. It rained from the day this story took place until like a week later. Non stop.
Anywho, I'd fallen asleep the previous day (Friday) and didn't get to go shopping. I arrived at the local mall about an hour after opening. The parking lot was deserted. I managed to get a parking spot ONE STALL away from the handicapped ones.
I shopped my little heart out for a couple of hours, and by then, it was post lunch rush. Everyone and their soccer mom was at the mall for back to school shopping.
It was raining up a storm and I trotted out to my car and got in. I noticed a large van with an even larger man inside of it saw me get into my car and he started to wait for me. I HATE people who do this. I hate people who WAIT for you to leave, watching you like an owl watches its prey....
So I went through my purse. Made sure I didn't forget anything. Checked my keyring to make sure I had all my keys. Looked through my pack of cigarettes for a super special one to have next. Dug deep down into my purse for my lighter.
I looked behind and this guy was getting absolutely furious. GOD FORBID HE WALK 10 extra feet into the mall in the rain. Because he will MELT, of course! Jeebus, I'm a huge beauty queen and even I don't throw a tantrum because I have to walk in the rain. Christ....
So I decided that it was time to go before this guy blew a gasket. Since I could only see him and not everyone behind him, I had caused a HUGE backup of traffic. This selfish asswipe had wanted my spot so bad he had sat and waited and traffic that was behind him had to stop and wait as well.
Well next time, only take a parking spot if someone is backing out right that second. Don't hunt someone down as they wak to their car and park your fat ass there and WAIT for them.
Lazy ass people drive me insane.
Ok, I never posted this the day it happened, but it was about 3 weeks ago when my part of Wisconsin was having Seattle weather. It rained from the day this story took place until like a week later. Non stop.
Anywho, I'd fallen asleep the previous day (Friday) and didn't get to go shopping. I arrived at the local mall about an hour after opening. The parking lot was deserted. I managed to get a parking spot ONE STALL away from the handicapped ones.
I shopped my little heart out for a couple of hours, and by then, it was post lunch rush. Everyone and their soccer mom was at the mall for back to school shopping.
It was raining up a storm and I trotted out to my car and got in. I noticed a large van with an even larger man inside of it saw me get into my car and he started to wait for me. I HATE people who do this. I hate people who WAIT for you to leave, watching you like an owl watches its prey....
So I went through my purse. Made sure I didn't forget anything. Checked my keyring to make sure I had all my keys. Looked through my pack of cigarettes for a super special one to have next. Dug deep down into my purse for my lighter.
I looked behind and this guy was getting absolutely furious. GOD FORBID HE WALK 10 extra feet into the mall in the rain. Because he will MELT, of course! Jeebus, I'm a huge beauty queen and even I don't throw a tantrum because I have to walk in the rain. Christ....
So I decided that it was time to go before this guy blew a gasket. Since I could only see him and not everyone behind him, I had caused a HUGE backup of traffic. This selfish asswipe had wanted my spot so bad he had sat and waited and traffic that was behind him had to stop and wait as well.
Well next time, only take a parking spot if someone is backing out right that second. Don't hunt someone down as they wak to their car and park your fat ass there and WAIT for them.
Lazy ass people drive me insane.
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