Okay this one happend today. I went to Meijer to return some cans (and thus make myself an easy $10. And on my way out I wanted to grab one of those new Mountain Dew game feuls (the Halo 3 Dew). Unfortunatly all I could initially find was a 2 liter, that didn't have a price tag on it or in the area.
As I walk to a u-scan this woman sees me carrying this thing and our conversation goes like this.
SL: Some lady
Me: Thirsty McGamer man
SL: You know that's bad for you.
Me: What?
SL: pointing at my 2 liter, That stuff has High fructose corn syrup in it. Artificial food coloring. It's bad for you.
I just roll my eyes and am unable to dish out any wit of real merit so I just say
Me: Yeah, well we're all gonna die some day.
<What I should have said> 1. Mind ye business lady! 2. Yeah, well the preservitives in your food are just as bad. 3. It was either this or I take up smoking, and I'd rather have a lower sperm count (too much Dew can do this, or so they say) than shitty lungs.
SL: But you're young, you don't need to be drinking that.
At this point I just decide to go hunt down a 20 oz. But Come on. I'm 19 years old. I think I can properly dictate what goes into my body. I mean how could that woman have the audacity to comment on what I was about to buy.
As I walk to a u-scan this woman sees me carrying this thing and our conversation goes like this.
SL: Some lady
Me: Thirsty McGamer man
SL: You know that's bad for you.
Me: What?
SL: pointing at my 2 liter, That stuff has High fructose corn syrup in it. Artificial food coloring. It's bad for you.
I just roll my eyes and am unable to dish out any wit of real merit so I just say
Me: Yeah, well we're all gonna die some day.
<What I should have said> 1. Mind ye business lady! 2. Yeah, well the preservitives in your food are just as bad. 3. It was either this or I take up smoking, and I'd rather have a lower sperm count (too much Dew can do this, or so they say) than shitty lungs.
SL: But you're young, you don't need to be drinking that.
At this point I just decide to go hunt down a 20 oz. But Come on. I'm 19 years old. I think I can properly dictate what goes into my body. I mean how could that woman have the audacity to comment on what I was about to buy.
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