So uh, before you buy cookies at Costco....

[Onte]

If you live in KS or MO and visit the Costco in Overland Park, make sure the seal on your store-made cookies isn't broken. I saw a hillbilly breaking seals and stealing cookies in the store on Sunday afternoon. When confronted, he said, "Ahhs pays enuff tuh shop heeyah." then pushed past me and jetted for the door.

I know what you look like, buddy!! I will harrass you each and every time I see you at Costco!!

[Mr. Rude]

LOL...What language was that he was speaking?

[protege]

LOL...What language was that he was speaking?

That would be "moron."

[lordlundar]

That would be "moron."

I thought moron was a series of grunts.

Oh wait, that's neanderthal, a step up from moron.

[JustADude]

That would be "moron."

Nah, it's redneck... or maybe hillbilly. It's hard to tell the difference written down.

[Trishlovesdolphins]

yeah, i was at the sam's across the street today, and saw something similar. when he saw me looking, he put the package in his cart though... i bet he just sat it somewhere else later though.

[flybye023]

I can beat that. My dad was in Winco's the other day and saw a little boy take his hands out of his pants, reach into the bulk gummy worms and grab a handful. The mother was oblivious.