So, you want to assault me with a butter knife?

[solidmetalgear19]

Okay, a few years back, when i was a kid (like 10-11, something like that) I was at a Pizza Hut enjoying their fabulous buffet.

Like most Pizza places this one had arcade games. Well one game, but still. I think it was Marvel vs Capcom or Tekken or something to that effect.

Like any good natured child, i wanted to play after i had eaten. So I nag my mom for a few quaters and head over to the machine. There is a little kid, younger than me, pretending to play the game (kids just can't resist buttons ) Being that i had cash to play, i went up and the kid scooted off to the side, realizing i intended to actually play. All's well right?

A few minutes later i look to my left and the kid is standing there, brandishing a butter knife with pizza sauce on it. Is this kid serious?

By that point his mom freaks out and drags him away. I don't think that he could have hurt me, being twice his size at my age. But still, way to react to not having your way.

[Becks]

I wonder what prison that kid is in now.

[Gurndigarn]

A few minutes later i look to my left and the kid is standing there, brandishing a butter knife with pizza sauce on it. Is this kid serious?

Well, yeah. He's too young to realize that all you would have had to do was B+RP+RK to send him through the wall behind him...

[blas]

Becks, he's probably on parole and working as a temp at my factory. They'll hire anybody....

Now I'm scared to go to work

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Reminds me of the rather misguided kid I befriended in high school. He thought it would be fun to chase me around the house brandishing a steak knife until his mom came home as I was beating feet for home.

Strangely, I never saw him again after that.

[Becks]

Becks, he's probably on parole and working as a temp at my factory. They'll hire anybody....

Oooooh, there's a lovely thought.

Now I'm scared to go to work

:comforting pats: there, there™®© Anyone wanna escort the pretty lady to work?

[Boozy]

Wow. That's incredibly disturbing. When young children are upset, they usually lash out immediately in a fit of emotion. They generally do not calmly leave only to return with the threat of violence a few minutes after the event. That's just creepy.

I wonder if that kid tortured animals, too.

[Shironu-Akaineko]

"Is that you, Michael? Michael? what are you doing? Michael? MICHAEL, NO!!!! MICHAEEEEL!!!"

[JustADude]

Well, yeah. He's too young to realize that all you would have had to do was B+RP+RK to send him through the wall behind him...

That was... wow... I'm glad I finally remembered to time my eating for page-load times... gods that was good!

[Kogarashi]

Well, yeah. He's too young to realize that all you would have had to do was B+RP+RK to send him through the wall behind him...

::wipes tears of laughter away:: Oh, wow, that made my day.

[crazylegs]

I wonder what prison that kid is in now.

Death row?

[Jadedcarguy]

Considering that his parents put the smack down right away, I'd like to give the benefit of the doubt and say he turned out alright. God, I hope he turned out alright.........

[mariamousie1]

Some kids you can't get in the way of them and their video games. Not that that's an excuse, but I remember in first grade, there was a kid who brought a hand held video game to school and during recess left it on a shelf. I came back from the bathroom, saw it, and picked it up to look at it. The kid came back and saw me with his game, and punched me in the stomach. It really hurt too. That kid never liked me after that.