Typical Wal-Mart scenario.......me and bf headed to the self checkouts.
Typical pick of the litter family ahead of us. They decide at the last second that they no longer want a tube of mascara and a quart of motor oil. So what does the lovely mother do?
Goes to the "impulse" stuff right by the self checkouts and attempts to "bury" the items underneath some candy.
Yeah...because no one saw her nasty ass bending over and furiously trying to hide the items like some dog trying to hide his owner's shoe, while her trashy teenage daughter played Lookout. Well, they both fail, because bf and I were no more than 10 feet away and saw the whole thing.
Maybe Maybelline should stop putting that particular mascara in a hot pink tube, and maybe Valvoline should stop putting oil in a white container.
Typical pick of the litter family ahead of us. They decide at the last second that they no longer want a tube of mascara and a quart of motor oil. So what does the lovely mother do?
Goes to the "impulse" stuff right by the self checkouts and attempts to "bury" the items underneath some candy.
Yeah...because no one saw her nasty ass bending over and furiously trying to hide the items like some dog trying to hide his owner's shoe, while her trashy teenage daughter played Lookout. Well, they both fail, because bf and I were no more than 10 feet away and saw the whole thing.
Maybe Maybelline should stop putting that particular mascara in a hot pink tube, and maybe Valvoline should stop putting oil in a white container.
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