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I don't know about you, but it seems I attract sucky customers to me. I'm not sure if it's my cologne, my attitude, or something; but every place I go I seem to find one or two. The following sightings all come from 1 day. Hard as that may be to believe.
1.) Kharma Sucks: While walking into the store, I see a young guy pull through a parking space that another guy had been waiting for; thus taking up the space. The younger guy gets out of his truck laughing and closes the door. Only then does he realise two things. First the truck is still running, and second, he locked his keys in it. He was still there when I came out.
2.) Blue shirt... Walking through the housewares department, a woman approaches me and asks where she can find blinds. I respond "Probably on the blind isle." She gets irate and yells that she's reporting me to my manager. I can only ask "Promise?"
3.) Not the same: I end up feeling sorry for this kid. Two idiot parents are standing in electronics arguing with an associate. They are convinced that the PS3 games will play on the PS2 system. Someone told them they were "Backwards Compatitable." Eventually, the associate gave up. Let them figure it out their own **** selves.
4.) Endcap Follies: It wasn't my fault, I swear. Passing an end cap I caught the corner of it with my jeans while trying to clear the aisle for a...large woman. Nothing fell until I was halfway down the aisle, past the items. Oops.
5.) Pet Department: Some lady approaches me and asks what's the best food for her cat. I just handed her something random to which she says quote "Oh, that has meat. I can't give fluffy that. I'm a Vegan, so fluffy is one too." I weep for the cat.
6.) ID Required For Purchase: Leaving wal-mart, I head to a nearby game store. Truck idiot is still out there fighting with the door. Maybe he'll run out of gas eventually. Walking into the store, I catch a tail end conversation. One young boy, from now on called "Squeaker" is yelling at the game store employee. He wants to buy a M rated game, and doesn't see why he (at 13) should not be allowed to do so. About this time, I approach with my nice copy of Tenchu Z (good game if you like the series) in hand and make an innocent comment just as squeaker's mother comes up. This comment was nothing more than "Ooo, that's the game with that sex scene in it isn't it? Pretty good gameplay wise, but storyline is short." Squeaker's mom was not amused.
1.) Kharma Sucks: While walking into the store, I see a young guy pull through a parking space that another guy had been waiting for; thus taking up the space. The younger guy gets out of his truck laughing and closes the door. Only then does he realise two things. First the truck is still running, and second, he locked his keys in it. He was still there when I came out.
2.) Blue shirt... Walking through the housewares department, a woman approaches me and asks where she can find blinds. I respond "Probably on the blind isle." She gets irate and yells that she's reporting me to my manager. I can only ask "Promise?"
3.) Not the same: I end up feeling sorry for this kid. Two idiot parents are standing in electronics arguing with an associate. They are convinced that the PS3 games will play on the PS2 system. Someone told them they were "Backwards Compatitable." Eventually, the associate gave up. Let them figure it out their own **** selves.
4.) Endcap Follies: It wasn't my fault, I swear. Passing an end cap I caught the corner of it with my jeans while trying to clear the aisle for a...large woman. Nothing fell until I was halfway down the aisle, past the items. Oops.
5.) Pet Department: Some lady approaches me and asks what's the best food for her cat. I just handed her something random to which she says quote "Oh, that has meat. I can't give fluffy that. I'm a Vegan, so fluffy is one too." I weep for the cat.
6.) ID Required For Purchase: Leaving wal-mart, I head to a nearby game store. Truck idiot is still out there fighting with the door. Maybe he'll run out of gas eventually. Walking into the store, I catch a tail end conversation. One young boy, from now on called "Squeaker" is yelling at the game store employee. He wants to buy a M rated game, and doesn't see why he (at 13) should not be allowed to do so. About this time, I approach with my nice copy of Tenchu Z (good game if you like the series) in hand and make an innocent comment just as squeaker's mother comes up. This comment was nothing more than "Ooo, that's the game with that sex scene in it isn't it? Pretty good gameplay wise, but storyline is short." Squeaker's mom was not amused.
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