We just don't do cakes in-store. Never ever. But they still try.
Woman called to get a cake done.
so Liza of course tells her we don't make the cakes, We do have carrot cake, but we don't make them in-store to which this GENIUS lady replies "I know that! But when IIIIII call, I always get one done!"
Liza: "When was the last time you had a cake done ma'am?"
Idiot: "Last week."
Liza: " By whom?"
Idiot: "Bill Waddy*."
Liza: ding ding ding "Are we talking about the SAME Bill Waddy with the big mustache?"
Idiot: *condescending tone* "WELL NOW how many Bill Waddys do you have working at this store!"
Liza: "None, he quit two years ago."
Idiot: Hangs up.
*Fakest name ever
Woman called to get a cake done.
so Liza of course tells her we don't make the cakes, We do have carrot cake, but we don't make them in-store to which this GENIUS lady replies "I know that! But when IIIIII call, I always get one done!"
Liza: "When was the last time you had a cake done ma'am?"
Idiot: "Last week."
Liza: " By whom?"
Idiot: "Bill Waddy*."
Liza: ding ding ding "Are we talking about the SAME Bill Waddy with the big mustache?"
Idiot: *condescending tone* "WELL NOW how many Bill Waddys do you have working at this store!"
Liza: "None, he quit two years ago."
Idiot: Hangs up.
*Fakest name ever
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