So Friday night, a girlfriend and I went shopping. We were walking towards one of the entrances when we noticed some nerdy looking loser sitting on the sidewalk by the decorative rock gardens giggling to himself. As we approached, we noticed that he had a laser pointer, and he was pointing it at every woman who happened to walk by. He pointed it at my friend's breasts, and then mine.
We got closer and he was still laughing and pointing away. I gave him a Look like I was going to pummel him and send him crying back home to his mother's basement, so he started aiming it towards the ground, like when people play with their cats and shoot it towards the floor and the walls.
I told him "If you point that thing at me one more time, I'm going to shove it so far up your fat ass that you'll be shitting red laser Skittles!"
He just kept giggling away. We went inside and didn't see him again for the rest of our trip.
We got closer and he was still laughing and pointing away. I gave him a Look like I was going to pummel him and send him crying back home to his mother's basement, so he started aiming it towards the ground, like when people play with their cats and shoot it towards the floor and the walls.
I told him "If you point that thing at me one more time, I'm going to shove it so far up your fat ass that you'll be shitting red laser Skittles!"
He just kept giggling away. We went inside and didn't see him again for the rest of our trip.
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