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We won't talk about what happened to the guy who wouldn't shut up on his cell phone.
Did they need a Proctologist afterwards?
...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked Lexi
Theater staff? People around them waited that long? I've seen patrons shove an empty (mostly) popcorn bucket on the offender's head for that sort of thing. We won't talk about what happened to the guy who wouldn't shut up on his cell phone.
Well, they were doing it during the commercials, so no one really cared yet, but an employee saw it and said something to them while the previews were still playing. I wasn't close enough to hear but I'm sure it was something along the lines off "knock it off or leave"...
I don't go in for ancient wisdom I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"
No, but I might have, maybe, you know...um...taken it, screamed, "He's in a G**D***ed movie!" into it, and slid it under the seats a few rows.
Then people started kicking it...I think it ended up travelling about 50 feet total.
I don't really suggest losing your temper like this, but in my defense, it was LotR: Fellowship of the Ring, and he was talking during the shire scene with the Ringwraiths for at least five minutes..
The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
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No, but I might have, maybe, you know...um...taken it, screamed, "He's in a G**D***ed movie!" into it, and slid it under the seats a few rows.
It may not have been the best response, but hell with it. That's so full of win. If the guy had any sense, that had to be a major wake-up call to his asshattery.
A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.....
No, but I might have, maybe, you know...um...taken it, screamed, "He's in a G**D***ed movie!" into it, and slid it under the seats a few rows.
Then people started kicking it...I think it ended up travelling about 50 feet total.
I don't really suggest losing your temper like this, but in my defense, it was LotR: Fellowship of the Ring, and he was talking during the shire scene with the Ringwraiths for at least five minutes..
And he didn't clean it off in a bottle of ${liquid} then sue you for breaking it? :P
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I don't really suggest losing your temper like this, but in my defense, it was LotR: Fellowship of the Ring, and he was talking during the shire scene with the Ringwraiths for at least five minutes..
For that, you would've been justified dragging him out into the street and shooting him in the face with a rabid gerbil. A little tiny bit of drama like that is almost TOO kind.
...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked Lexi
My LOTR cell phone experience cinsisted of the phone owner saying "I'm in a movie, call you back later" and turning the phone off. And that's why I believe in miracles.
No, but I might have, maybe, you know...um...taken it, screamed, "He's in a G**D***ed movie!" into it, and slid it under the seats a few rows.
Then people started kicking it...I think it ended up travelling about 50 feet total.
I don't really suggest losing your temper like this, but in my defense, it was LotR: Fellowship of the Ring, and he was talking during the shire scene with the Ringwraiths for at least five minutes..
Oh, honey, but I do. I so suggest losing your temper like this.
I mean, you could have just called him an asshole, yelled at him, whatever, but no. You let everyone have a piece of kicking his cell. You...Oh, my gosh...
Oh, man, I think I have a crush on you now.
Bet the sumbitch thinks twice before doing it again.
I use one at work all the time. We put the woo woo (new age, metaphysics, occult, whatever you want to call it) section almost right in front of the counter because the people who shop there couldn't understand "aisle 5a" when they asked where it was, and it was the most shoplifted part of the store.
Anyway, that isn't simple enough for those people. they can't follow the line defined by my finger when I point and say right there. I need the laser pointer so they don't get lost.
Geek King: that was perfectly reasonable behavior on your part. Leaving it turned on and then placing it into his small intestines (by either route) would have been equally accepatable behavior for that during LOTR....
Healy:
they can't follow the line defined by my finger when I point and say right there. I need the laser pointer so they don't get lost.
If you turn it off before they get there do they fall into the river? (ohio vs kentucky joke)
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