I went to Subway after work this morning. I probably order the easiest sandwhich to make. Footlong turkey on white with cheddar cheese and lots of mayo.
The girl made my sandwich and said "Wow, that's the easiest one I've made in days! You should come in more often! Hell, people like you should be the ones coming through the drive-thru!"
I said "Please don't tell me those uber specific people go through the drive thru telling you 'I want 3 pickles, one spritz, now I mean ONE spritz of mayo'"
She said "Yes! And they don't realize we are making it as we go along..!"
I said "The way I see it, people go to Subway to eat healthy. You guys shouldn't have a drivethru. And hell, the whole point of this place is so you can watch your FRESH sandwich being made right in front of you."
She agreed and gave me my change and I said "I never worked fast food, but I've dealt with enough retarded customers to know to never lose my cool or act like a bitch unless it's an extreme circumstance.....so have a good day and I'm glad I made it easy on ya!"
The girl made my sandwich and said "Wow, that's the easiest one I've made in days! You should come in more often! Hell, people like you should be the ones coming through the drive-thru!"
I said "Please don't tell me those uber specific people go through the drive thru telling you 'I want 3 pickles, one spritz, now I mean ONE spritz of mayo'"
She said "Yes! And they don't realize we are making it as we go along..!"
I said "The way I see it, people go to Subway to eat healthy. You guys shouldn't have a drivethru. And hell, the whole point of this place is so you can watch your FRESH sandwich being made right in front of you."
She agreed and gave me my change and I said "I never worked fast food, but I've dealt with enough retarded customers to know to never lose my cool or act like a bitch unless it's an extreme circumstance.....so have a good day and I'm glad I made it easy on ya!"
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