Um...it's not *that* kind of call center

[myswtghst]

So, I didn't get this call (thankfully) but I got to hear about it from a coworker when I got in today. Apparently this came through around 7pm last night, and started out normally enough....

R: My lovely coworker
J: The Caller

R: Thank you for calling *mycompany* This is R, how can I help you today.
J: Wow, I didn't expect to get through so fast!
R: Really? Oh, well we're not that busy tonight.
J: Oh, so are you the girl I'll be talking to tonight? (*note: Our techs do sometimes ask things like this, as they know there are only a few of us here at night)
R: Yes, that will be me. Can I get your name?
J: Oh, well it's J.
R: Can I get your last name, J? (*note: we need full names from the techs)
J: Well, I didn't think I'd have to give out my last name on this call...
R: Ok, well, what can I help you with this evening?
J: Well, it's seven inches long and three inches wide.
R: Excuse me?
J: It's seven inches long and three inches wide.

At this point, R had to mute the phone because she was laughing so hard, and after asking twice if she was still there, J gave up and hung up. I still wish I was here to see/hear that.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Well, you've always been telling us other people say you have an appealing phone voice...

That's funny. I don't care who you are.

[Gurndigarn]

J: Well, it's seven inches long and three inches wide.
R: Excuse me?
J: It's seven inches long and three inches wide.

Hey! It's Soda Can Dude!

[Tria]

Hey! It's Soda Can Dude!

The guy from the Pussy Gush movie? Texas tattoo on his right arm?

[JustADude]

Hey! It's Soda Can Dude!

I think he meant 3-inch circumference, not a 3-inch diameter. Padding the estimate, as it were.

[cinema guy]

I rang a lady once and asked about her knockers.

Door knockers.

I worked for a door and window manufacturer and was looking for a specific sixe.

[ArenaBoy]

I rang a lady once and asked about her knockers.

Door knockers.

"WHAT KNOCKERS!"

"Thank you."

Usual cookies reference.

[crazylegs]

I rang a lady once and asked about her knockers.

Door knockers.

I worked for a door and window manufacturer and was looking for a specific sixe.

On one of my first ever shifts I had a woman ask me if i had any nuts... I had to let her down gently, we'd run out!

[iradney]

"WHAT KNOCKERS!"

"Thank you."

Usual cookies reference.

Er, Young Frankenstein?

[donruss]

Young Frankenstein, aw crap 2nd one in. No cookie for me.

[rvdammit]

Probably one for the Brits:

Four Candles?

[crazylegs]

Four Candles?

Fork Handles!

[mariamousie1]

TMNT quote-
Donatello: No I'm not playing hard to get, I keep telling you it's not that kind of hotline!

[iradney]

Young Frankenstein, aw crap 2nd one in. No cookie for me.

I'll share! less calories, more joy