Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

[MrSunshineState]

My brain. My beautiful brain. It hurts

One of my duties as a supervisor is to listen to and score recorded calls. It's really annoying. Mainly because I have no control over what's going on. However, I think I have heard the single dumbest person ever. Ever.


C is one of the people I supervise.

C: My employee
DA: Dumbass

*recorded call*
C: Thank you for calling the bank, this is C, may I have your name?
DA: Dumbass
C: *verifies other security info* Thanks Dumbass, and how may I help you?
DA: Yeah, I am applying for a credit card online and it's asking me for a contact number and I don't have one of those.
C: You don't have a phone number?
DA: OH! That means phone number????
C: Um, yeah.


Me: *pauses monitoring* *slams head into desk*

[Becks]

Thank you for passing that gem of stupidity on.

Good thing I'm off from work tomorrow so I have time to recover before I have to play with sharp knives again.

[Soulstealer]

Do you have any influence on whether he gets a credit card? He seems the type that will be shocked that he has to pay a bill every month.

[Shabo]

Do you have any influence on whether he gets a credit card? He seems the type that will be shocked that he has to pay a bill every month.

"You mean that little plastic thing that I swipe at stores doesn't give me stuff for free? That's false advertising!"

[Giggle Goose]

Oh man....just when you think they couldn't say anything dumber.

[Bluenomi]

I hope you gave that person full marks for note completely losing it one the phone. I would have been so shocked I wouldn't have answered.

[mariamousie1]

I liked when you said "Thanks Dumbass and how may I help you?" Obviously you didn't really say that but I laughed anyway.

[BiscuitMunroe]

Oh dear, that's totally something I would do.