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I had heard about "Crazy-Eyes," the clerk at the gas station right across from campus. Since it's an Exxon and I don't support them; I don't go in there, but they have a really good beer and wine selection. After such a long day, I needed some. Maybe it was time that I saw what this "legend" was all about.
So I go up there and he says "Hey baby, how you doin'?" and I'm trying to be nice since I plan on working with crazy people as a future career. But as I was pulling out my ID, as I automatically do when buying booze, he said: "Do you love me?"
Me: "Umm...well, I don't really know you. But I don't, um, dislike you." (as I hand him my ID).
Crazy guy: *laughs all hideously while staring at my ID for what seemed like forever* "Oh. Giggle Goose. How pretty. How's school?"
Me: I can't wait to graduate and never have to see you again It's....going.
Crazy guy: "Good. You come back and see us again, now."
Me: "Kbye!!!" *runs*
"Do you love me?!" Who the hell SAYS that?!
So I go up there and he says "Hey baby, how you doin'?" and I'm trying to be nice since I plan on working with crazy people as a future career. But as I was pulling out my ID, as I automatically do when buying booze, he said: "Do you love me?"
Me: "Umm...well, I don't really know you. But I don't, um, dislike you." (as I hand him my ID).
Crazy guy: *laughs all hideously while staring at my ID for what seemed like forever* "Oh. Giggle Goose. How pretty. How's school?"
Me: I can't wait to graduate and never have to see you again It's....going.
Crazy guy: "Good. You come back and see us again, now."
Me: "Kbye!!!" *runs*
"Do you love me?!" Who the hell SAYS that?!
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