Set the scene. I'm coming out of work, feeling like crap cuz I have my period and have terrible stomach cramps that feel as tho my stomach is being clenched in a vice. Add to that a horrible SC that just wouldn't leave me alone when I was trying to cash up, and you get a very bad tempered me. The last straw is when I get to my motorbike, and there's a flipping trolley right up against the back wheel. I see red, I grab the trolley and shove it into the road.
*BEEP!* A woman in a red car slams on her brakes and honks me. "Oops", I think. "That was very bad of me to do that." I'm just about to open my mouth and say, "Sorry, that was stupid of me. I'll go and get that trolley out your way" when the woman leans out of her window and shrieks, "You f
ing stupid bitch!"
*Click* That is the sound of my brain switching from silly me apologetic mode to crazed evil mode. Yes, I know I was stupid shoving the trolley into the road, but the road was clear when I did so, and this woman must have been driving at breakneck speed to appear at the time of shoving. Plus, it's been a crappy day and the last thing I need is some fishwife from hell screeching at me. Below is the clash of Red Car Woman and me.
Me: "Shut the f
up you idiot! If you'd been driving at a proper speed, you wouldn't have nearly hit it."
RCW: "You could have killed someone!"
Me: "I wish I'd killed you, you stupid slag! You know, if you hadn't opened your c
hole and screeched at me, I'd have apologised and gotten it out of your way. But, cuz you're such a rude, stupid piece of s
I'm not going to now. F
you.
RCW: *says nothing, but dodges round the trolley after giving me a look of hate*
I went and retrieved the trolley after Red Car Woman had gone. I will state first and foremost that yes, I was being sucky, but if someone starts screeching and swearing at me, I will pay them back in their own coin. If she'd just stuck with the beep, everything in the garden would have been lovely. We were both sucky.
*BEEP!* A woman in a red car slams on her brakes and honks me. "Oops", I think. "That was very bad of me to do that." I'm just about to open my mouth and say, "Sorry, that was stupid of me. I'll go and get that trolley out your way" when the woman leans out of her window and shrieks, "You f
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*Click* That is the sound of my brain switching from silly me apologetic mode to crazed evil mode. Yes, I know I was stupid shoving the trolley into the road, but the road was clear when I did so, and this woman must have been driving at breakneck speed to appear at the time of shoving. Plus, it's been a crappy day and the last thing I need is some fishwife from hell screeching at me. Below is the clash of Red Car Woman and me.
Me: "Shut the f
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RCW: "You could have killed someone!"
Me: "I wish I'd killed you, you stupid slag! You know, if you hadn't opened your c
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RCW: *says nothing, but dodges round the trolley after giving me a look of hate*
I went and retrieved the trolley after Red Car Woman had gone. I will state first and foremost that yes, I was being sucky, but if someone starts screeching and swearing at me, I will pay them back in their own coin. If she'd just stuck with the beep, everything in the garden would have been lovely. We were both sucky.
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