Way to impress

[InsanityInc]

Not really sucky, but not a good way to impress a woman. I was out shopping with my daughter, and the car I parked next to had a dog sitting in the passenger seat. My little one LOVES dogs, but is scared to get too close to them because of all the overly enthusiastic dogs that have knocked her on her butt before.

The guy comes back to his car and rolls down the window so we could see and pet his dog. We're chatting, and I explain why she won't pet his pooch.

He proceeds to tell me how she pulled him down the stairs one day, and he had to go to the hospital. Once there it turned out he had the largest hematoma they had ever seen. He's going on like this is some major achievement.

He left real soon once he saw the look on my face. I was *not* impressed by him having the largest bruise they had ever seen.

[PuckishOne]

I'm sure he was banking on your not knowing what "hematoma" actually meant. Besides, everyone knows chicks dig scars, so he'll have to get the dog to pull him a little harder next time.

[blas]

I always hate on the first date a guy feels the need to lift his sleeve and say "And this was from a gunshot" and "This was from a knife fight in Milwaukee"....it's like Yeah right!

[myswtghst]

Ugh. I had a coworker launch into a spiel about all the times he's been in fights, and the time he was stabbed and almost died, and he was telling me this at the bar at a party for work. Not the way to get into my panties, sorry.

[Broomjockey]

I always hate on the first date a guy feels the need to lift his sleeve and say "And this was from a gunshot" and "This was from a knife fight in Milwaukee"....it's like Yeah right!

How about the scar on my thumb from when I tripped and fell on some stairs? Does that get me points with girls?

[Soulstealer]

How about the scar on my thumb from when I tripped and fell on some stairs? Does that get me points with girls?

That reminds me of the scar I have under my chin for tripping on my shoe laces so it might work with me. I don't know about the rest of the girls though.

[Imogene]

*imagining*
*points at four small puncture wounds on her cheek* "That's where I accidentally shoved my fork into my cheek, trying to get at my brain..."

[InsanityInc]

.....and "This was from a knife fight in Milwaukee"....

*snicker* If they want to try the knife scar thing, my left arm looks like a text book picture of defensive wounds. "Look, my scar's bigger than yours!"

[Arcade Man D]

How about the scar on my thumb from when I tripped and fell on some stairs? Does that get me points with girls?

Or the one on my chin from tripping on a driveway when I was 2? When I was running inside to take a bath? *Has always been weird* ^_^

[Pezzle]

I always hate on the first date a guy feels the need to lift his sleeve and say "And this was from a gunshot" and "This was from a knife fight in Milwaukee"....it's like Yeah right!

Real men bring this up on the 10th date, or if you ask -loves her boyfriend's knife fight scars-

[JustADude]

Only scar I have is one on my forehead* from missing a flying leap on some playground equipment. Forehead + 2x6 Plank = Blood.

*Diagonal, but NOT lightning shaped. I was about ready to brain someone when Harry Potter first got popular.

[cinema guy]

I have a scar on one of my little toes where it was straightened when I was a small boy. Does that get the chicks hot?

[myswtghst]

*Diagonal, but NOT lightning shaped. I was about ready to brain someone when Harry Potter first got popular.

Spelling update, my own. On the subject, I have a rather similar scar in the center of my forehead from a fight my face had with a corner of the wall in the bathroom when I was almost 3yo.

[Broomjockey]

Oh, I've also got a scar in my lip from where I put my teeth through it when I tripped on some stairs. It's really small now, barely noticeable.

[Rapscallion]

I have a scar near my right eye - about two inches long if memory serves. I got it when I was born via caesarian section.

Is it possible for me to be more attractive?

Rapscallion