Not really sucky, but amusing. The Monty Python reference in another thread reminded me to post. The CSR's reaction is the best bit.
My father went to buy some whiting fillets from a really good fish shop.
CSR: "How many would you like?"
Dad: "Three shall be the count and the count shall be three. Thou shalt not count to four. Neither shall thou count to two unless thou proeedeth to three."
CSR: "Ok. Do you want a shrubbery with that? Maybe a herring for cutting down the tallest tree in the forest?"
My father went to buy some whiting fillets from a really good fish shop.
CSR: "How many would you like?"
Dad: "Three shall be the count and the count shall be three. Thou shalt not count to four. Neither shall thou count to two unless thou proeedeth to three."
CSR: "Ok. Do you want a shrubbery with that? Maybe a herring for cutting down the tallest tree in the forest?"
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