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To make a long boring story short, my coworker Charles gave me a free ticket to the Billy Joel concert this weekend. I haven't had a chance to post this until now.
We're sitting in our seats, and 2 rows in front of us is this older, trashy couple. When the music started, trashy woman gets up and starts dancing, right in front of another woman's seat. Sitting woman asks her to sit down, because she cannot see anything. Trashy woman flips her off. Sitting woman says something again a couple of minutes later. Trashy woman flips her off again, and yells "F$%^ OFF!" Sitting women then taps trashy guy on the shoulder and asks him to tell her to sit down. He tells her to sit down, and she ignores him.
Sitting woman fumes for a few minutes. Trashy woman continues to dance. Trashy woman then swings her hair around, and sitting woman grabs a handful of it and yanks her back down into her seat. Sitting woman then puts an arm around her neck, effectively putting her in a headlock. Charles, his Mother and I are sitting behind this giggling furiously. Trashy man then gets REALLY offended at sitting woman and goes off on her, cussing and hitting her, causing her to let go of trashy woman, who gets back up to dance. This is disturbing everyone around us, so Charles finally yells at the guy to shut up and sit down.
Trashy guy then lets go of sitting woman and turns on Charles, calling him 'faggot' and 'pussy' and challenging him to a fight. Charles grins, and says "Yeah, right on, dude!" and stands up. Trashy guy blanches pure white and falls backward, hitting his seat and then the floor. This is because Charles is SIX FOOT 8 AND 300 POUNDS.
You do not mess with Mr. Charles.
Charles then sees a security guard not far away, so he waves him over and tells him what's going on. Security checks trashy couple's tickets, and discover that they are not sitting in the seats they purchased. Their seats are in the nosebleed section. Trashy couple is then marched off. About 15-20 people break into spontaneous applause and tell Charles "Thanks man!" We then go back to enjoying Billy Joel.
It was funny. Thought you'd appreciate it.
We're sitting in our seats, and 2 rows in front of us is this older, trashy couple. When the music started, trashy woman gets up and starts dancing, right in front of another woman's seat. Sitting woman asks her to sit down, because she cannot see anything. Trashy woman flips her off. Sitting woman says something again a couple of minutes later. Trashy woman flips her off again, and yells "F$%^ OFF!" Sitting women then taps trashy guy on the shoulder and asks him to tell her to sit down. He tells her to sit down, and she ignores him.
Sitting woman fumes for a few minutes. Trashy woman continues to dance. Trashy woman then swings her hair around, and sitting woman grabs a handful of it and yanks her back down into her seat. Sitting woman then puts an arm around her neck, effectively putting her in a headlock. Charles, his Mother and I are sitting behind this giggling furiously. Trashy man then gets REALLY offended at sitting woman and goes off on her, cussing and hitting her, causing her to let go of trashy woman, who gets back up to dance. This is disturbing everyone around us, so Charles finally yells at the guy to shut up and sit down.
Trashy guy then lets go of sitting woman and turns on Charles, calling him 'faggot' and 'pussy' and challenging him to a fight. Charles grins, and says "Yeah, right on, dude!" and stands up. Trashy guy blanches pure white and falls backward, hitting his seat and then the floor. This is because Charles is SIX FOOT 8 AND 300 POUNDS.
You do not mess with Mr. Charles.Charles then sees a security guard not far away, so he waves him over and tells him what's going on. Security checks trashy couple's tickets, and discover that they are not sitting in the seats they purchased. Their seats are in the nosebleed section. Trashy couple is then marched off. About 15-20 people break into spontaneous applause and tell Charles "Thanks man!" We then go back to enjoying Billy Joel.
It was funny. Thought you'd appreciate it.
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