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Wow. People are stupid.
It began even before I got into the store. Someone pulled into a space but didn't slow down enough, their front tires went OVER the parking spot head (those concrete things they put to make it so you cannot pull though). I don't know the damage but backing over it probably didn't help.
Blockbuster (before the grocery store): word of advice to the sucky customer who was in there. If they say a movie is out of stock, they're out of stock. The manager isn't going to come out with a magic want and pull one out of his ass for you.
Grocery store:
I really *really* hope that people do NOT drive their cars like they do the shopping carts / carriages / buggies (whatever you call them). If so, I'm inventing a teleporter so I don't get killed going to work.
Yes, seafood salad has seafood in it. Yes, it's imitation crab meat, but that's usually made up of pollack and other odd and end fishes (some shark, too). Shrimp is also seafood. So is lobster. Most of the sushi (except the veggie rolls) have seafood in them, too. Just go buy some chicken or beef.
Lady, putting a box of cereal in a produce bag is futile. You're still going to get the BACTERIA and GERMS when you open the box. Putting a paper towel on the handle of the cart won't help either. Here, let me sneeze near you.
Don't leave the freezer door open for 20 minutes while you look at all the packages, there's a reason why they're glass and leaving it open causes all the other doors to fog up so no one can see in them.
Putting canned goods in a produce bag won't help either.
Oh, I see, it's OK to have chicken leaking over everything because that's packaged, but everything else has to go into a bag?
Buy one, get one free means you buy one, you get an IDENTICAL ONE for free. You can't buy an 8 ounce container and expect to get a 10 pounder for free.
There's no milk in the cooler that will last a decade. Give up.
Germ lady, you use credit cards because cash has too many germs on it. You just swiped your card where thousands of people swiped their cards. Putting your cards in a marijuana sized ziploc bag won't help you. Oh and acting this way will make things worse for you. You're not letting your body get exposed to germs so it won't know how to fight them off. I bet if you get a small cold you're out. If I get one, it's sudafed time and I'm at work. Go live in a plastic bubble.
It began even before I got into the store. Someone pulled into a space but didn't slow down enough, their front tires went OVER the parking spot head (those concrete things they put to make it so you cannot pull though). I don't know the damage but backing over it probably didn't help.
Blockbuster (before the grocery store): word of advice to the sucky customer who was in there. If they say a movie is out of stock, they're out of stock. The manager isn't going to come out with a magic want and pull one out of his ass for you.
Grocery store:
I really *really* hope that people do NOT drive their cars like they do the shopping carts / carriages / buggies (whatever you call them). If so, I'm inventing a teleporter so I don't get killed going to work.
Yes, seafood salad has seafood in it. Yes, it's imitation crab meat, but that's usually made up of pollack and other odd and end fishes (some shark, too). Shrimp is also seafood. So is lobster. Most of the sushi (except the veggie rolls) have seafood in them, too. Just go buy some chicken or beef.
Lady, putting a box of cereal in a produce bag is futile. You're still going to get the BACTERIA and GERMS when you open the box. Putting a paper towel on the handle of the cart won't help either. Here, let me sneeze near you.
Don't leave the freezer door open for 20 minutes while you look at all the packages, there's a reason why they're glass and leaving it open causes all the other doors to fog up so no one can see in them.
Putting canned goods in a produce bag won't help either.
Oh, I see, it's OK to have chicken leaking over everything because that's packaged, but everything else has to go into a bag?
Buy one, get one free means you buy one, you get an IDENTICAL ONE for free. You can't buy an 8 ounce container and expect to get a 10 pounder for free.
There's no milk in the cooler that will last a decade. Give up.
Germ lady, you use credit cards because cash has too many germs on it. You just swiped your card where thousands of people swiped their cards. Putting your cards in a marijuana sized ziploc bag won't help you. Oh and acting this way will make things worse for you. You're not letting your body get exposed to germs so it won't know how to fight them off. I bet if you get a small cold you're out. If I get one, it's sudafed time and I'm at work. Go live in a plastic bubble.
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