More a smelling than a sighting, but...

[Ceir]

To that one guy: I live in a state with legal marijuana. What you do on your own property and your own time is none of my business. But you may want to reconsider scheduling your errands vis a vis when you toke up, if you're going to trail the Aura Of Weed Funk through the entire store.

Thanks and

[Ironclad Alibi]

I feared the worse when I read the title. There are worse smells than weed.

[Seanette]

Very true. I am still trying to decide which is worse - heated cat urine (somekitty anointed an electric stove burner and it was not caught until the burner was used) or week-dead human body (took that long for someone to realize that the rather reclusive upstairs neighbor had missed several appointments and check on him).

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Not long ago I worked with a woman who had a peculiar habit of doing her job adequately before lunch, and then being completely lost after lunch. Like it was her first day again.

She was assigned to run a job that involved placing a threaded metal insert inside the mold, then running the press cycle. Plastic would then flow around the insert to create the finished part. The insert would then be drilled out of the part and placed back in the mold to make another part.

She did this perfectly fine for hours. Then when she returned from lunch she put the insert into the mold backwards. I stopped her before she could close the mold and demonstrated the right way to do it. "Guess I just had a brain fart, haha!"

Then she put the insert in the mold backwards again and started the cycle. Downtime due to removing the insert from its incorrect placement in the part. I again showed her how to put the insert into the mold. "Okay, I got it now."

She put it in backwards AGAIN. This time we couldn't get the insert back out of the part and needed assistance from the toolroom. I told her the machine would be down for a while and we'd find her something else to do. She cut loose the most insane, psychotic, I'm-going-to-murder-you-1000-times-and-eat-your-body-1001 laugh I have ever heard from a human.

My supervisor came by and told her we were taking her in for a drug test. She told us not to bother, she had hotboxed in her car during her lunch break and wouldn't have passed the test anyway. And thus ended her employment, and six months of suspicion about her breaktime habits.

[RealUnimportant]

she had hotboxed in her car during her lunch break

Wow. There's a choice!