So this actually happened a couple of weeks ago.
I have tattoos. Five now, but three of those are very very new (about 48 hours), so at this point, I had two. On my back, one is kanji, the other is a gaelic saying. Both are brown in color (think henna) and look like someone just wrote on my back, but trust me, they're real.
So I'm walking down the main street here in Tourist Town a few weeks ago, standing on a corner waiting for the green light so I can cross. On this corner, there happens to be a guy that does henna tattoos. It's not that busy and all of a sudden I hear "See that girl waiting to cross? I did those two on her back a week and a half ago. They stay for awhile."
I look around and don't see anyone else waiting to cross. I turn back and look to the henna tattoo stand.
Me: duh.
SW: sucky worker, sucky tattoo dude.
Me: Excuse me, were you talking about me?
SW: Yeah. I did those a week and a half ago. I couldn't forget them.
Me: You did these?
SW: Yeah.
Me: Interesting, considering I've had this one for four years and this one for two months. These are real, a$$hole. Don't take claim for something that isn't yours and if you insist on false advertising, at least make sure I can't hear you. (to the potential customer) The henna barely lasts through a full shower. Save your money.
Maybe I shouldn't have said the last part, but seriously -- this guy charges a LOT and as soon as you take a shower, it's gone. And what was he thinking taking credit for my tattoo artists work? He just really pissed me off.
I have tattoos. Five now, but three of those are very very new (about 48 hours), so at this point, I had two. On my back, one is kanji, the other is a gaelic saying. Both are brown in color (think henna) and look like someone just wrote on my back, but trust me, they're real.
So I'm walking down the main street here in Tourist Town a few weeks ago, standing on a corner waiting for the green light so I can cross. On this corner, there happens to be a guy that does henna tattoos. It's not that busy and all of a sudden I hear "See that girl waiting to cross? I did those two on her back a week and a half ago. They stay for awhile."
I look around and don't see anyone else waiting to cross. I turn back and look to the henna tattoo stand.
Me: duh.
SW: sucky worker, sucky tattoo dude.
Me: Excuse me, were you talking about me?
SW: Yeah. I did those a week and a half ago. I couldn't forget them.
Me: You did these?
SW: Yeah.
Me: Interesting, considering I've had this one for four years and this one for two months. These are real, a$$hole. Don't take claim for something that isn't yours and if you insist on false advertising, at least make sure I can't hear you. (to the potential customer) The henna barely lasts through a full shower. Save your money.
Maybe I shouldn't have said the last part, but seriously -- this guy charges a LOT and as soon as you take a shower, it's gone. And what was he thinking taking credit for my tattoo artists work? He just really pissed me off.
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