I went to Target tonight on a mission for toothpaste (mission was accomplished successfully, by the way), and saw a couple gems.
Express means FAST, not take your time.
Target has an express lane. They actually have several, but only one was open when I was in there tonight. There was this lady and her mother in front of me, and they each had an order. No problem, people do this quite often. But oh my goodness can we get a little dumber? She had something that didn't scan. She says "oh, well, if it doesn't scan after the third time, it's free! Didn't they teach you that rule?". There WAS sarcasm, but I had to hold my groan in. The cashier kind of blew it off and just smiled though - I would have looked at her and said in my sweetest voice "oh, I'm sorry. That offer actually ended yesterday." That's quite effective lol.
So lady and mom take FOREVER to get their stuff, pay, and finally leave after quadruple checking to make sure they have everything. All I want is toothpaste!!
Oh dear.
In the same Target, there was an endcap display of fireworks - head start on New Years, maybe? In front of said display was a sign: "Attention guests: Thank you for not smoking".
1. It's inside. Florida law prohibits smoking inside public establishments, including restaurants (bars are a different story, but...different time, different place).
2. It's TARGET. Who in their right mind would smoke in TARGET?
3. Yes, we know they're fireworks and flammable and explosive and all of the above. But...why would someone smoke INSIDE Target by the cash registers and by the fireworks?
The only conclusion I can form is that some knucklehead tried this, and so the sign was born.
Uh....whatever floats your boat, I guess...
Driving home from Target, I went through a...special part of town. I was behind this late 80s/early 90s crown vic with a sticker on the back that said: "$ Mo-Money $". My curiosity was piqued, as there was nothing else on the car that would suggest the placement of said sticker. So I pull up next to them and the occupants are.....
Wait for it....
an elderly white couple. Like late 70's probably. They looked quite proper too. I was beyond amused.
Express means FAST, not take your time.
Target has an express lane. They actually have several, but only one was open when I was in there tonight. There was this lady and her mother in front of me, and they each had an order. No problem, people do this quite often. But oh my goodness can we get a little dumber? She had something that didn't scan. She says "oh, well, if it doesn't scan after the third time, it's free! Didn't they teach you that rule?". There WAS sarcasm, but I had to hold my groan in. The cashier kind of blew it off and just smiled though - I would have looked at her and said in my sweetest voice "oh, I'm sorry. That offer actually ended yesterday." That's quite effective lol.
So lady and mom take FOREVER to get their stuff, pay, and finally leave after quadruple checking to make sure they have everything. All I want is toothpaste!!
Oh dear.
In the same Target, there was an endcap display of fireworks - head start on New Years, maybe? In front of said display was a sign: "Attention guests: Thank you for not smoking".
1. It's inside. Florida law prohibits smoking inside public establishments, including restaurants (bars are a different story, but...different time, different place).
2. It's TARGET. Who in their right mind would smoke in TARGET?
3. Yes, we know they're fireworks and flammable and explosive and all of the above. But...why would someone smoke INSIDE Target by the cash registers and by the fireworks?
The only conclusion I can form is that some knucklehead tried this, and so the sign was born.
Uh....whatever floats your boat, I guess...
Driving home from Target, I went through a...special part of town. I was behind this late 80s/early 90s crown vic with a sticker on the back that said: "$ Mo-Money $". My curiosity was piqued, as there was nothing else on the car that would suggest the placement of said sticker. So I pull up next to them and the occupants are.....
Wait for it....
an elderly white couple. Like late 70's probably. They looked quite proper too. I was beyond amused.
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