I can't believe I forgot to post this story I heard from my sister. I almost didn't believe her but she's dictating it to me as I type.
My sister was in the concession line at the movies. The "lady" in front of her got a whole bunch of stuff (popcorn, soda, candy, nachos, ad nauseam).
-Sis (the only one I have)
-SL (Sucky Lady)
-NC (Nice cashier lady)
-LM (Loudmouth guy)
SL, screaming: F*$@ing b$*ch, that's too much! You charged me too much for all this s@&*!
NC: No, I'm sorry ma'am (goes through all the items again), $X is what you have to pay.
SL: Get me the manager, b*#@%!
LM (from the back of the line): Ay, b*&$#, you're holding up the line!
SL: Shut the f*&$ up, n*#$%a, was I talkin' to you?
A bunch of arguing ensues and she hocks this huge, gross, loogie at LM.
Sis: Holy crap. This is not happening. This lady is not going to spit on someone in a public place. Oh. Hell. No.
Security ends up having to break up a fight that almost broke out, and the cow ended up throwing her slushy on the floor as she was being escorted out.
My sister is REALLY short, which was probably the only reason she didn't get spit on. She was standing right between these people. It's taken a lot to get her to the movies ever since.
My sister was in the concession line at the movies. The "lady" in front of her got a whole bunch of stuff (popcorn, soda, candy, nachos, ad nauseam).
-Sis (the only one I have)
-SL (Sucky Lady)
-NC (Nice cashier lady)
-LM (Loudmouth guy)
SL, screaming: F*$@ing b$*ch, that's too much! You charged me too much for all this s@&*!
NC: No, I'm sorry ma'am (goes through all the items again), $X is what you have to pay.
SL: Get me the manager, b*#@%!
LM (from the back of the line): Ay, b*&$#, you're holding up the line!
SL: Shut the f*&$ up, n*#$%a, was I talkin' to you?
A bunch of arguing ensues and she hocks this huge, gross, loogie at LM.
Sis: Holy crap. This is not happening. This lady is not going to spit on someone in a public place. Oh. Hell. No.
Security ends up having to break up a fight that almost broke out, and the cow ended up throwing her slushy on the floor as she was being escorted out.
My sister is REALLY short, which was probably the only reason she didn't get spit on. She was standing right between these people. It's taken a lot to get her to the movies ever since.
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