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Quoth marasbaras
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*crickets chirping* *frog comes and eats all crickets* *frog hops away* *no crickets chirping*Quoth marasbaras View Post"But I don't want to be among mad people."
You can't help that. We're all mad here. Every fucking one of us.Comment
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the "Goddess and ruler of snakes" forgot to have a snake eat the frog?Comment
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But who would eat the snake then?
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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Mongoose. (Mongooses? Mongeese? Mongeeses?)Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View PostBut who would eat the snake then?The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
"Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
Hoc spatio locantur.Comment
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Quoth Princess-Snake View Post
There. Fixed it. Ya'll happy?"But I don't want to be among mad people."
You can't help that. We're all mad here. Every fucking one of us.Comment
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Quoth Broomjockey View PostBadger!
What, now you want me to replace mongoose with badger? What do you people want from me?!
"But I don't want to be among mad people."
You can't help that. We're all mad here. Every fucking one of us.Comment
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Most definitely!Quoth ForestDragon View Post
I'm walking home from class at the university about three blocks from my apartment. I have to cross a busy street. I push the cross button at the light and wait patiently. When the WALK signal comes on, I step off the curb. I hear a horn, glance, left, and leap back as some moron zips by in a red sports car. He had run the red light and was honking at me to get out of his way. As I jumped back, however, I bumped into the fire hydrant, fell, and dropped some books. By the time I'd picked myself and my stuff up again, the DON'T WALK sign had stopped flashing. I had to wait another signal cycle.
WALK sign comes on again. I start to cross. Traffic coming opposite me is not opposed and so begins turning left. I tried to cross, but they just kept coming. I waved. I jumped. I went forward. I was met only with angry glares and onrushing SUV and pick-up trucks. The light turned yellow, and I had to retreat back to my curb and wait for ANOTHER signal cycle.
The third time around, I just walked across the street, completely ignoring the idiots who had to stop abruptly to avoid running me down. I finally made it.
I have so many stories of idiots at that intersection. I actually wrote an entire essay about it for an English class and had to trim it because it was getting too long.I suspect that... inside every adult (sometimes not very far inside) is a bratty kid who wants everything his own way.
- Bill Watterson
My co-workers: They're there when they need me.
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Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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For some reason at the one turning lane to get to the high way, everyone is afraid to go even when there aren't any cars coming. What really got me one day was when this lady who had cut me and my step-dad off earlier pulls up next to a van rolls her passenger window down and starts having a conversation with the guy in the van. After about 30 seconds I rolled down my window and yelled, "Move your f*cking asses!" They moved. Now I'm the little road rage lady of the house.Comment
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