I guess it's okay to stick my moron driver sightings in this forum. It's long because I have to vent. I hate driving. Hatehatehate.
The first story comes from a few weeks ago. Okay, this is the setup. I was at the gas station that is directly across from my neighorhood, across a four lane highway. The gas station has an exit on the highway. All I have to do to get into my neighborhood is go directly across two lanes of traffic and get into the turning lane. I'm in the exit, with no turning signal on, as I'm going to go straight. Guy pulls up beside me and I can tell by the angle of the car that he's going to make a right onto the highway. Okay.
So, the right lane is clear of traffic, but the left is not. If you wanted to, you could slip into the right lane and go, but that's just slightly illegal. I never do that since I don't have right of way. If I was making a turn, I would make sure that both lanes are clear to turn. You never know when people are going to decide to change lanes and not use a signal. (my sister was in a car accident when she decided to turn into traffic and someone changed lanes at the same time.)
Well, moron behind me starts to honk because he wants me to turn into traffic. He honks and honks and honks, but I can't go yet. He revs his engine, waves his hand out the window, gives me the one finger salute, etc.. Finally--at this point I'm shaking so hard in anger--I put my car in park, get out and tell him to shut the hell up because I was going STRAIGHT. He then gets quiet and red and rolls the window up and is quiet from thereforth. We had only been sitting there for about two minutes and I was able to safely cross a minute after my rant to him.
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Okay, now our turning lane has been closed, so I use the next one up at our sister neighborhood exit/entrance and I'm forced to make a U-turn. Also, the people of the other neighborhood can no longer make left turns from their part of the neighborhood. There's even a sign that says "No left turns!!" and the lane is shaped in such a way that if you attempt to make a leftie, you have to go over a concrete island. FOUR times I've nearly been hit because the MORONS that live in that part of the neighborhood drive across to try and make a left. Once I had to jerk my car back into traffic because someone suddenly did that and nearly took off the front end of my car.
So, I have to make a U-turn to get into my neighborhood now. You can either make a U turn or make a left into the neighborhood street that's there. People who are making a right from that street onto the highway consistenly fail to yield to people attempting to make U turns. I don't know why they don't see that they are at a STOP sign and therefore must YIELD to ALL traffic. Stop means STOP for a reason! ARGH. Nearly got in one accident when I made a U turn and someone who wasn't paying attention made a right. Now I just sit there and glare at people making rights. Some have waved me to go, some don't.
Last time I went on that street, I noticed that someone had put a sign directly below the stop sign that said "YIELD to all traffic, morons. That's what this stop sign means!" Made me very happy.
The first story comes from a few weeks ago. Okay, this is the setup. I was at the gas station that is directly across from my neighorhood, across a four lane highway. The gas station has an exit on the highway. All I have to do to get into my neighborhood is go directly across two lanes of traffic and get into the turning lane. I'm in the exit, with no turning signal on, as I'm going to go straight. Guy pulls up beside me and I can tell by the angle of the car that he's going to make a right onto the highway. Okay.
So, the right lane is clear of traffic, but the left is not. If you wanted to, you could slip into the right lane and go, but that's just slightly illegal. I never do that since I don't have right of way. If I was making a turn, I would make sure that both lanes are clear to turn. You never know when people are going to decide to change lanes and not use a signal. (my sister was in a car accident when she decided to turn into traffic and someone changed lanes at the same time.)
Well, moron behind me starts to honk because he wants me to turn into traffic. He honks and honks and honks, but I can't go yet. He revs his engine, waves his hand out the window, gives me the one finger salute, etc.. Finally--at this point I'm shaking so hard in anger--I put my car in park, get out and tell him to shut the hell up because I was going STRAIGHT. He then gets quiet and red and rolls the window up and is quiet from thereforth. We had only been sitting there for about two minutes and I was able to safely cross a minute after my rant to him.
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Okay, now our turning lane has been closed, so I use the next one up at our sister neighborhood exit/entrance and I'm forced to make a U-turn. Also, the people of the other neighborhood can no longer make left turns from their part of the neighborhood. There's even a sign that says "No left turns!!" and the lane is shaped in such a way that if you attempt to make a leftie, you have to go over a concrete island. FOUR times I've nearly been hit because the MORONS that live in that part of the neighborhood drive across to try and make a left. Once I had to jerk my car back into traffic because someone suddenly did that and nearly took off the front end of my car.
So, I have to make a U-turn to get into my neighborhood now. You can either make a U turn or make a left into the neighborhood street that's there. People who are making a right from that street onto the highway consistenly fail to yield to people attempting to make U turns. I don't know why they don't see that they are at a STOP sign and therefore must YIELD to ALL traffic. Stop means STOP for a reason! ARGH. Nearly got in one accident when I made a U turn and someone who wasn't paying attention made a right. Now I just sit there and glare at people making rights. Some have waved me to go, some don't.
Last time I went on that street, I noticed that someone had put a sign directly below the stop sign that said "YIELD to all traffic, morons. That's what this stop sign means!" Made me very happy.
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