Slow walkers cost me $3.20!

[ArenaBoy]

My peeve is the ones who can obviously sprint a 100 meters but walk slower than molasses or my personal favorite walk slow and block up the aisle not letting anyone pass. That's when I get mean.

[Banthor the Unruly]

One strategy I have often seriously thought of but alias, have never gotten the courage to use would be when there is a group of people walking toward me taking up the entire walk way (and why are they almost always women?!?), and they look me in the eye and still not make room for me. When they get close enough that I would normally have to slow down or stop to let them by I would instead start running toward them screaming as if I was leading battered infantry in a doomed charge. Once there was a few paces between us and they have mostly recovered from their WTF moment I would, in a calm polite voice, say thank you for letting me by.

[ArenaBoy]

Banthor: 1st, props for the Odin Guardian Force avatar from Final Fantasy VIII. One of my favorites.

2nd: Awesome idea but stuff like pregnant guy coming through works too and is funny.