Ok so I went to Burger King for lunch today on my break and got my food (took 25 minutes but thats not the point). After I got my food I sat down near the counter, and close the door (I always sit here to watch my car). Pretty soon a woman walks up to the counter and the following conversation happens:
C: Customer
M: Manager
C: my burger is wrong..I ordered it without onion or mayo.
M: Onions can be picked off
C: yeah they can...but I ordered it without mayo also
M: well heres a knife *hands customer knife* scrape it off.
ME:
C: I ordered the burger specifically without mayo because Im allergic to it and I will die if I eat it.
M: so scrape it off!
C: you know what...I would just like a refund...here is the burger back *puts burger on the counter*
M: sorry we have a strict refund policy..if you dont like it you can just leave *turns around and proceeds to ignore further comments from the woman*
The woman then picks up the burger...throws it...and with perfect aim...hits the manager in the back of the head with the burger
ME:
M: Thats it Im calling the police
C: go ahead...Ill have you charged with attempted murder.
So...police come...find out what happened...proceed to write the woman a ticket for disorderly conduct..and assault..at which point she slaps the officer and gets arrested....
VERY interesting dinner show...which of course I had to stay til the end of..and was late getting back to work...but it was worth it.
C: Customer
M: Manager
C: my burger is wrong..I ordered it without onion or mayo.
M: Onions can be picked off
C: yeah they can...but I ordered it without mayo also
M: well heres a knife *hands customer knife* scrape it off.
ME:
C: I ordered the burger specifically without mayo because Im allergic to it and I will die if I eat it.
M: so scrape it off!
C: you know what...I would just like a refund...here is the burger back *puts burger on the counter*
M: sorry we have a strict refund policy..if you dont like it you can just leave *turns around and proceeds to ignore further comments from the woman*
The woman then picks up the burger...throws it...and with perfect aim...hits the manager in the back of the head with the burger
ME:
M: Thats it Im calling the police
C: go ahead...Ill have you charged with attempted murder.
So...police come...find out what happened...proceed to write the woman a ticket for disorderly conduct..and assault..at which point she slaps the officer and gets arrested....
VERY interesting dinner show...which of course I had to stay til the end of..and was late getting back to work...but it was worth it.
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