Because it looks like there's about to be a saleman throwdown. Okay okay, I'll start from the beginning. My wife and I, for years, were living in apartments. That means that 90% of the time, we had all appliances necessary or at least enough to get by. We also really weren't responsible for general maintenance, etc. This is important because it meant that once we finally moved into a house (yes, still renting) we needed to get washer and dryer, stove, lawn mower, etc.
Alrighty...now, if I remember correctly, we had been borrowing the neighbor's lawn mower for a while, but that got kinda inconsistent. In any case, we decided to get a lawn mower. We went to Sears and started browsing because they were having a sale. Alright...a nice young black female (hot, from what I remember)
clerk comes and asks if she can help us with anything. We start talking about prices, features, etc.
We express interest in this one lawn mower that was supposedly on sale, perfect size, etc...but we didn't see a price tag anywhere and we weren't sure what kind of oil it took, etc. Okay, so she asks one of her coworkers about the price and suddenly, HE STARTS TALKING TO US ABOUT PRICES, FEATURES, ETC. That is correct...he COCKBLOCKED (well, attempted to) her sale. Yeah...we confirmed the price and said we'd think about it and come back later.
We did come back. And we did purchase the mower. When we did, though, we made sure...
#1 The clerk that rang us up knew it was the nice girl that helped us.
#2 Within earshot of McDickhead, who promptly gave us a scowl.
#3 Which caused us to mention his bastardy.
#4 Thanked the girl, who couldn't actually ring us up personally as she was on her way out.
Now seriously...I'm not sure if she made commission on that, but that's crap. Don't dick your coworkers.
Alrighty...now, if I remember correctly, we had been borrowing the neighbor's lawn mower for a while, but that got kinda inconsistent. In any case, we decided to get a lawn mower. We went to Sears and started browsing because they were having a sale. Alright...a nice young black female (hot, from what I remember)
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We express interest in this one lawn mower that was supposedly on sale, perfect size, etc...but we didn't see a price tag anywhere and we weren't sure what kind of oil it took, etc. Okay, so she asks one of her coworkers about the price and suddenly, HE STARTS TALKING TO US ABOUT PRICES, FEATURES, ETC. That is correct...he COCKBLOCKED (well, attempted to) her sale. Yeah...we confirmed the price and said we'd think about it and come back later.
We did come back. And we did purchase the mower. When we did, though, we made sure...
#1 The clerk that rang us up knew it was the nice girl that helped us.
#2 Within earshot of McDickhead, who promptly gave us a scowl.
#3 Which caused us to mention his bastardy.
#4 Thanked the girl, who couldn't actually ring us up personally as she was on her way out.
Now seriously...I'm not sure if she made commission on that, but that's crap. Don't dick your coworkers.
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