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[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

So a little while ago I went to my store to get my schedule for next week, and then to Wally World to finish the shopping I had to abandon earlier this week thanks to the perv acting out on his shoe fetish (don't worry--I did not wear those same shoes to the store)

As I was stopped at the stoplight on the way to Wally World, I noticed a little boy, probably about 8 or 9 years old with no parent nearby, standing by the driveway to Wally World chucking snowballs at passing cars and picking up big chunks of snow and ice and tossing them into the road.

So I decided to teach the little snot a lesson. As I went through the driveway into the parking lot, I accelerated a little bit and drove through a big-ass puddle. SPLOOSH. I got the kid soaking wet. He ran off.

Muahahahahahaha.....

[UncleImpy]

Part of me wants to say 'now, now...'

But the rest of me cant get up off of the floor from laughing so hard!

[KMMCurly]

This reminds me of something my brother did. He was driving along after it had been pouring down so the drains where overflowing when a bunch of chavs (wikipedia it if you don't know) start walking along the road.

One got too close to the road and the car in front of my brother's accidentally sent the water from the drains onto the pavement and onto their shoes, easily done. They instantly all go to the edge of the pavement swearing and using the old V hand sign at the driver.

I think we all know where this is heading. My brother, seeing this, decides to have some fun.
He guns it down the middle of the puddle and sends a tidal wave of dirty drain water all over them! Leaving them standing there in shock and dripping wet, with face similar to this:

[donruss]

I'm going to hell for this but:

[Peppergirl]

At least you had a good reason for doing it.

My ex-husband used to do that to people at bus stops just for sport.

[marasbaras]

Yeah ... yep, them being chavs is good enough for me.

[Bagga]

In Poland one day, after a torrential downpour, I was walking alongside one of those huge communist buildings that seem to stretch for miles with no discernable doorway, At the bottom of a hill that immediately swept up into another hill, effectively making a huge bowl of water at the bottom of the hill.

I think you can maybe see where this is going....

Anyway, suddenly I noticed a delivery van barreling down the hill towards me. Or to be more precise, towards the mini-lake that filled the road. What followed next was pure comedy.

The driver looked at me, and made a very apologetic expression. I knew that if he tried to slow down he wouldn't be able to to get through the lake, and anyway he was already committed to his current speed and was gonna hit the pool no matter what he did. I glanced at the pool - nope, no way I can run over the road before he gets there, and who knows how deep that pool is?

So I grinned at him and shrugged, and sorta braced myself as he hit the pool. I was in top to toe plastic oversuit, so I didn't really care.

WHOOSH. A mini tsunami of dirty water hit me at about chest height, almost knocking me over. And I burst out laughing, it was so like paddling out too deep at the seaside.

To give him his due, he did slow down to check on me in his mirror, then he waved out of the window and tooted his horn. I waved back and went in my way, laughing happily.

[powerboy]

I done that once. I saw this one guy who earlier was an asshole to me. i saw him at a bus stop. He was the only one. There was a good size puddle, so I sped though that.

[Dreamstalker]

Bagga, that's awesome.

My ex-husband used to do that to people at bus stops just for sport.

I swear most drivers around here do.

[Becks]

If I remember my WI laws correctly, throwing snowballs and ice at vehicles is a ticketable offense.

[Broomjockey]

Drivers do it here, but not for sport, but because they're too fu**ing stupid to realize better.

[PaRaGaS]

OT Bagga, but what were/are you doing in Poland?
Just curious, since most people in the West don't even know where that is, and I assume you're not from here