So a little while ago I went to my store to get my schedule for next week, and then to Wally World to finish the shopping I had to abandon earlier this week thanks to the perv acting out on his shoe fetish (don't worry--I did not wear those same shoes to the store)
As I was stopped at the stoplight on the way to Wally World, I noticed a little boy, probably about 8 or 9 years old with no parent nearby, standing by the driveway to Wally World chucking snowballs at passing cars and picking up big chunks of snow and ice and tossing them into the road.
So I decided to teach the little snot a lesson. As I went through the driveway into the parking lot, I accelerated a little bit and drove through a big-ass puddle. SPLOOSH. I got the kid soaking wet. He ran off.
Muahahahahahaha.....
As I was stopped at the stoplight on the way to Wally World, I noticed a little boy, probably about 8 or 9 years old with no parent nearby, standing by the driveway to Wally World chucking snowballs at passing cars and picking up big chunks of snow and ice and tossing them into the road.
So I decided to teach the little snot a lesson. As I went through the driveway into the parking lot, I accelerated a little bit and drove through a big-ass puddle. SPLOOSH. I got the kid soaking wet. He ran off.
Muahahahahahaha.....
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