Good LORD, take it somewhere else!

[Nox]

This guy technically wasn't buying anything or being sucky towards a person working in the shopping centre, but I'd like to nominate him for scumbag of the century. You want to know why?

He was sitting next to a Mini-Merry-Go-Round, the kind that seats three kids. There were two kids on it, both would have been under six. He is three feet away from them.

READING PORN.

No kidding. He had a hard-core porn magazine open in his lap, next to an ice-cream parlor and a merry-go-round. There were kids everywhere. My friends and I could see clearly how explicit it was from six feet away. We told the woman who was working at the Ice-Cream parlor, but as he wasn't her customer she couldn't do anything.

If you want to read porn, fine. That is what your house is for; personal things such as that. But in a public place, next to kids? NO, asshat. NO.

[Sheldonrs]

I think the law still considers this a lewd act in front of a minor.
And a lot of pedos do this hoping some kid will come over and look at the pictures with him.

[coolcuziknit]

I would've walked up to him and smacked his magazine out of his hands.

[Becks]

Today's -a-thon™ winner!!!!

[digilight]

Oh yeah I bet you $$$ and Donuts that was a criminal offense right there. I know at least in California, if you are driving around watching porn on your flip down screens in your farking I-have-a-little-dick-but-act-like-I'm-john-fucking-holmes-wagons (otherwise known as H2's and other crap wagons) that you can get a public indecency ticket if not worse.

And yeah, that screams of pedophile/child molester right there. If not just plain fucking creepy.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

If I wanted to be charitable, I'd say the guy was incredibly dense and clueless to not understand that those kinds of magazines should not be out in the open and read around children.

I don't feel like being charitable though. Definitely a grade-A creepazoid right there.

[crazylegs]

And nobody contacted the police or mall security...?

[Nox]

As I said, we contacted the woman at the ice-cream parlor, but she couldn't do anything. One of my friends wanted to slap him, but we talked her out of it. This guy could have squashed her if he wanted to.

Another thing, just to add to this guy's rap sheet (a far more minor offence, but still annoying and dirtbaggy): this guy left all his trash where he sat. He was sitting next to a bin. And he left it on the floor.

[donruss]

WOW, thats just.......WOW!!!

Thats gotta rank very high on the creepiness scale.

[Jadedcarguy]

Class A piece of shit. And yes, I'm pretty sure reading hardcore porno in public is considered indecency. Even reading some softball rag like Playboy would be indecency. What a dick.

[donruss]

Class A piece of shit. And yes, I'm pretty sure reading hardcore porno in public is considered indecency. Even reading some softball rag like Playboy would be indecency. What a dick.

If you were reading the reviews or interviews out of it, I would think that would be OK but I'm sure you were talking about anything with naughty bits showing.

[Jadedcarguy]

If you were reading the reviews or interviews out of it, I would think that would be OK but I'm sure you were talking about anything with naughty bits showing.

Yes, I was.

As far as porn goes Playboy is pretty tame, but it still shows enough to keep it behind the counter at the 7/11.

[BlaqueKatt]

in Missouri it's a felony to have pron anywhere around any "child" under the age of 16-you cannot have it in your house if you have a child under that age

[texasbelle5]

He was doing it on purpose. That's how he gets his thrills. Reading porn and doing God knows what in close proximity to children. No way was that merely a coincidence.

Someone needs to be castrated.

[repsac]

No, in that type of situation, you walk up to him, stand just behind, look over his shoulder a bit and say in your loudest voice (so others can hear) "I thought you had to be eighteen to be in stuff like that!? Since when did they lower the legal age to <insert age between 12 and 17 depending on how quick a reaction you want from him and nearby parents.>?

Trust me. He will leave. Quickly.