This thread reminded me of something that happened to my sister last week. She works in a restaurant in a strip mall, and someone in the space next to them broke a gas line. The smell of gas is rapidly filling the whole area, so they had to get everyone out, now. Except for sandwich lady.
SW: Sandwich Lady
SB: Sister's boss
Sis: My lovely baby sister.
SB: I need everyone to go out the front door. There is a gas leak. Please people, let's go, as quickly and calmly as you can.
SW: What about my lunch!?! I already ordered my sandwich! I'm not just going to leave!
Sis: You want to stay here and asphyxiate or worse? GAS LEAK! Smell it?
SW: <moving to the door> I better get my sandwich. I'm not paying if I don't!
SB: You'll get your sandwich or your money if this takes too long. GO!
Come on. Gas explosions don't just happen on TV. Duh.
SW: Sandwich Lady
SB: Sister's boss
Sis: My lovely baby sister.
SB: I need everyone to go out the front door. There is a gas leak. Please people, let's go, as quickly and calmly as you can.
SW: What about my lunch!?! I already ordered my sandwich! I'm not just going to leave!
Sis: You want to stay here and asphyxiate or worse? GAS LEAK! Smell it?
SW: <moving to the door> I better get my sandwich. I'm not paying if I don't!
SB: You'll get your sandwich or your money if this takes too long. GO!
Come on. Gas explosions don't just happen on TV. Duh.
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