...and I know it was epic, because at least one guy turned purple!
So I had one of those experiences when I ran to the Wendy's drive thru for lunch that would have totally sucked except for the thought, "Gee, this will be a great story for the board!"
Masterwork Suck: Dude in front of me in the drive thru, during lunch rush, wants to use a credit card.
+1 Suck: Credit Card is declined. In the drive thru. During lunch rush. Cars now backed up to the street.
+4 Suck of the Titanic Weasel: Dude proceededs to try FOUR (!!!) different credit cards. In the drive thru. During lunch rush. I note cars blocking the street now. Passing Police car has stopped to see if there's an accident.
Epic Suck of the Tufted Titmouse: Dude demands to know why his cards have all been declined loud enough that I can hear from the car behind. In the drive thru. During lunch rush. In downtown Dayton. Manager, noticing drivethrough time, has appeared. Said manager tells Dude to call his card company (-y +ies). Dude want his food. Manager demands cash. Dude makes the sign of the cross (the very cross ), and takes off. Mad peel-out halted by lunch traffic.
I did finally get my food. Manager was very apologetic, and I pimped the site while I got my drink.
Manager-guy, in case you make it out here, you rock! I've never seen a fast food place handle a heavy lunch rush as well as you guys do. May Dude ne'er darken your speakers again.
So I had one of those experiences when I ran to the Wendy's drive thru for lunch that would have totally sucked except for the thought, "Gee, this will be a great story for the board!"
Masterwork Suck: Dude in front of me in the drive thru, during lunch rush, wants to use a credit card.
+1 Suck: Credit Card is declined. In the drive thru. During lunch rush. Cars now backed up to the street.
+4 Suck of the Titanic Weasel: Dude proceededs to try FOUR (!!!) different credit cards. In the drive thru. During lunch rush. I note cars blocking the street now. Passing Police car has stopped to see if there's an accident.
Epic Suck of the Tufted Titmouse: Dude demands to know why his cards have all been declined loud enough that I can hear from the car behind. In the drive thru. During lunch rush. In downtown Dayton. Manager, noticing drivethrough time, has appeared. Said manager tells Dude to call his card company (-y +ies). Dude want his food. Manager demands cash. Dude makes the sign of the cross (the very cross ), and takes off. Mad peel-out halted by lunch traffic.
I did finally get my food. Manager was very apologetic, and I pimped the site while I got my drink.
Manager-guy, in case you make it out here, you rock! I've never seen a fast food place handle a heavy lunch rush as well as you guys do. May Dude ne'er darken your speakers again.
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