Oh, he's good.

[redmountaingoldfish]

At my old high school cafeteria there were about four registers and each register has two lines leading up to it. All in all eight parallel lines and four people manning the registers.

One day while I was waiting one kid just bellowed "Excuse me, broken leg here!" and started skipping the line and walking straight to the register. Two problems:

1. He didn't really have a broken leg.
2. He didn't stop at the register.

So in recap - a guy yelled to bring attention to himself, them promptly stole a lunch in plain sight and got away with it.

[marasbaras]

He'll try that at a real store and find out that LP doesn't like it much.

[Peppergirl]

He'll try that at a real store and find out that LP doesn't like it much.

Unless, of course, he happens to do it at a store with one of the spineless managers we read about on here.

[Fenrus]

Unless, of course, he happens to do it at a store with one of the spineless managers we read about on here.

Don't worry. If he does that at a real store, it'll surely be the worker's fault for not catching him.

/end sarcasm

[rerant]

"Excuse me, broken leg here!"

"Excuse you, register here! You wanna try paying for that food?"

Why the hell didn't the people at the registers stop him? It's not as though he was sneaking by, since he drew a fair amount of attention to himself.