Screaming obcenities and running full-tilt.

[rerant]

This isn't sucky, but it is very much in the department of WTFery.

Yesterday while sitting outside having my pre-shift smoke and watching the tiny adorable dog one woman had, a man ran from the store full-speed and with all his strength, screaming, "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

He ran around the side of the building and, I assume, across the busy main road we're on, since I heard tires squealing and horns honking.

It's the curious person in me that can't stop thinking about what could have sparked this event.

[crazylegs]

Your incredible store with its many plastic goodies?

[Toujin]

I'm guessing drugs, alcohol, or the sudden realization that he left the oven on at home had something to do with it.

[blas]

It was Seth from Superbad.

[Geek King]

A sudden realization that he was acting like an asshole to someone who's only enforcing decisions for the company they work for, that he isn't as funny as he thought, and he is no longer god's gift to women, if he ever was.

A guy can dream, can't he?

[iradney]

Maybe he really needed the loo?

[Sheldonrs]

Since when does stupid need a reason? :-)

[Becks]

Maybe he was asking for what he was screaming.

[zzapp the witch]

I think he remembered something of monumental importance and had to be somewhere RIGHT NOW.

[Rhania506]

This reminds me of a situation I witnessed at a local bar. A friend of mine was up performing when a guy ran up on stage and just went apeshit on her. He was screaming something that we couldn't understand. After security pulled him off of her and everything calmed down (no one was hurt, guy got carried off by police) we finally figured out what he was saying.

"He is Lord Voldemort"

WTF???

Apparently someone had slipped something into his drink and he had a bad reaction. So I have to agree with other posters and say maybe it was drugs.

~Rhania

[blas]

Not two days ago Friday, but the Friday before, leaving the bars, my friend opened the door for me and accidently slammed my leg in the car door. I screamed "WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK?!" really loud. Luckily, no cops heard that, but some passersby gave me some weird looks.

[AKWalMartCartGuy]

did he almost get caught stealing? he was probably running to get away with some sort of crime