Here we go round.

[Princess-Snake]

Here we go round the counter top
The counter top
The counter top
Here we go round the counter top
I just want my damn food!

I'm in line at McDonald's waiting to order. There is a woman in front of me ordering hers.

SC: Three guesses and the first two don't count
Clerk:

SC: Yes, I would like a hamburger with cheese.
Clerk: One cheeseburger.
SC: No. I said a hamburger. Please. And don't forget the cheese.
Clerk: So, you would like a cheeseburger?
SC: God, no! You serve hamburgers, right? One hamburger, but put cheese on top!
Clerk: That's called a cheeseburger.
SC: Why must you make it so hard! All I want is a f*cking hamburger with f*cking cheese!
Me: *dying inside*

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

This is a joke, right? Right? Please tell me it is.

Because I'm getting that stabbing pain in my head again that usually comes when thousands of my brain cells commit sideways all at once, and I don't like that feeling.

[Linda]

The number of times I heard that from the other side of the counter. And "cheeseburger without cheese" was another one we'd get requests for all the time.

Tis a wonder I have any braincells left at all!

[Bright_Star]

Can I have a cheeseburger without cheese? & ice water without ice? <ducks> LOL

[MrSunshineState]

I am surprised she didn't get her hamburger with cheese for free due to her mental anguish.

[TTAZ]

Okay, I am one of those ppl that orders a cheeseburger without cheese at McD's. Here's why- on the dollar menu they have the double cheeseburger, but no double hamburger option. I have never seen a menu listing for a double hamburger. I have tried to order a double hamburger at McD's in the past and gotten some of the funniest looks from the cashiers kind of like I'd just ordered chipped baby on toast with lemon turd sauce. So now I just order a double cheeseburger without cheese and have yet to have a problem with my order.

So there. :P

[Linda]

That one I understand, because there is no equivalent menu item. Heck, I order that one myself!

[JLRodgers]

One of my friends told me of a few stories about fast food joints. "cheeseburger without the cheese", "hamburger with cheese", "chicken salad without the chicken", "ice tea without ice" (granted sometimes it makes sense, like if there's no equivalent menu item as others have mentioned -- but with the chicken salad one, salad was on the menu)

But none of it tops me once being asked to make someone a cheese only pizza -- without cheese (it's just crust with sauce -- better known as "breadsticks" if cut right)

[Boochan]

Interesting..
Most can still work it out in their POS to that as the customer asks.. though it generally costs more then the equivalent burger option (i.e cheeseburger without cheese still costs the same as a cheeseburger, or a hamburger with cheese costs more then a cheeseburger). Whatever they want I guess..

[crazylegs]

Clerk: That's called a cheeseburger.
SC: Why must you make it so hard! All I want is a f*cking hamburger with f*cking cheese!
Me: *dying inside*

Was there a strong petro-chemical smell emanating from this woman, the only logical explanation would be that she's spent the last 8-10 months of her life huffing petrol (gas).

[LemonLad]

Interesting..
Most can still work it out in their POS to that as the customer asks.. though it generally costs more then the equivalent burger option (i.e cheeseburger without cheese still costs the same as a cheeseburger, or a hamburger with cheese costs more then a cheeseburger). Whatever they want I guess..

Now, just thinking of what you said gave me an idea of what she might have been doing. If she didn't realise that there was an option to add in cheese at the customer's cost, she might have been trying to save a few cents on a cheeseburger by ordering a hamburger with cheese as the condiment and banking that nobody would notice. Still a little bit stupid, but more on the side of cheap, which is still well within an SC's normal behavioural pattern.

[Becks]

I hope my brain cells recover enough so I can use sharp knives at work tonight.

[Dreamstalker]

But none of it tops me once being asked to make someone a cheese only pizza -- without cheese (it's just crust with sauce -- better known as "breadsticks" if cut right)

Also otherwise known as Tomato Pie (although I've never had it with cheese, the stuff we can sometimes find at a local grocery in RI is just that, crust with sauce). It was cause for a major family outing when my mom was a kid, and now I've been introduced to it. Yummy.

[JLRodgers]

Also otherwise known as Tomato Pie (although I've never had it with cheese, the stuff we can sometimes find at a local grocery in RI is just that, crust with sauce). It was cause for a major family outing when my mom was a kid, and now I've been introduced to it. Yummy.

I've never heard of that before! Guess it wasn't too odd then to ask for it (well, ordering method was still a bit odd ["pizza, no toppings, no cheese" would've made more sense to me]).

[XCashier]

Now, just thinking of what you said gave me an idea of what she might have been doing. If she didn't realise that there was an option to add in cheese at the customer's cost, she might have been trying to save a few cents on a cheeseburger by ordering a hamburger with cheese as the condiment and banking that nobody would notice. Still a little bit stupid, but more on the side of cheap, which is still well within an SC's normal behavioural pattern.

That's what I was thinking; she was trying to scam free cheese.

Or she's just an idiot. Possibly both.