Instant Suck

[Lady Legira]

I spent the Easter Weekend in London, much fun was had, the hotel sucked slightly but that not the story.

We went to Hyde park and it was freezing so we nipped into the Lido cafe as I was buying two coffee this happened:

Me:Happy coffee person
S: Nice sever girl
SCG: Sucky Coffee Guy


Me: two coffees
S: ok
SCG: I need sugar
S: it's on the stand behind you
SCG:SUGAR! (yes, he actually screamed it at her)
Me:
S: it's behind you on the stand (she did try and was really polite to this git)
SCG: SUGAR! NOW!
S runs out from round the counter to get some and SCG starts playing with his Ipod, she come up behind me and lets him know she has some.
SCG: put it down next to me. About 10 seconds later he picks it up and goes out.
Me: Wow, he sucked.

Now sever girl was from Italy/Spain (somewhere in that region) and I couldn't understand what she said to the other server girl who was talking the same language but it didn't sound too complimentary about that guy. I couldn't believe how quick he went for mildly annoying (no manners) to Suck mode.

I'd say about the hotel but this post is suppose to be short. My sister had 2 room changes and we had a cockroach. EWWW! And this was in a three night stay.

[Shangri-laschild]

"....wait...I have to get it myself? No this doesn't register. Maybe if I yell louder..."

Some day I'll stop wanting to start a religion based on Darwin's natural selection. Maybe.

[Trayol]

Some day I'll stop wanting to start a religion based on Darwin's natural selection. Maybe.

If you do, could I join. Wait, is it wrong to have two religions?

[Shangri-laschild]

If you do, could I join. Wait, is it wrong to have two religions?

Nono. We welcome all people of any religion so long as you're willing to occationally blugion those who Darwin sees as unfit.

[GingerBiscuit]

Nono. We welcome all people of any religion so long as you're willing to occationally blugion those who Darwin sees as unfit.

I'm willing. Where do I sign? I am also happy to sterilise SC's- without anesthetic.

[crazylegs]

so long as you're willing to occationally blugion those who Darwin sees as unfit.

Sounds good to me, do we get a special instrument, perhaps a sledgehammer throwing ground?

[Dreamstalker]

I'm willing. Where do I sign? I am also happy to sterilise SC's- without anesthetic.

Ooh, a use for that old PSU I have in the bottom of my closet! Can I be a Minister of LARTs?

*this religion sounds perfect for a mildly misanthropic creative tech who likes things that go boom, preferably with smoke and pretty colors*

[Shangri-laschild]

Sounds good to me, do we get a special instrument, perhaps a sledgehammer throwing ground?

*snort* "and for all you new members, here on the left we have the sledge hammer throwing arena and continuing on, here's the food tent."

Ooh, a use for that old PSU I have in the bottom of my closet! Can I be a Minister of LARTs?

*this religion sounds perfect for a mildly misanthropic creative tech who likes things that go boom, preferably with smoke and pretty colors*

All positions are currently open :P

[Sliceanddice]

if i had been you when he yell sugar the second time i would have glared and said im sorry didnt you hear her? ITS RIGHT BEHIND YOU ON THE COUNTER!!!! Go get it and leave me alone.

[Dreamstalker]

Pfft, yeah, the guy surely could have walked a few more feet, he was standing already anyway. I don't know how some customers manage to find their own brains in the morning. Might he have been sucky to the girl because of her accent...?

[wolfie]

I'm willing. Where do I sign? I am also happy to sterilise SC's- without anesthetic.

Of course - the proper way to sterilize SCs is with live steam.

[crazylegs]

Of course - the proper way to sterilize SCs is with live steam.

May I point you in the correct direction as you appear to be straying.

This :- Is the correct method.

[wolfie]

Actually, it was (sort of) a pun. Live steam is used to sterilize (in the microbiological sense, not the "prevent a person from reproducing" sense) lab equipment.