Two quick sightings from the last time I went to a Bronco's (local burger joint that hasn't changed since the 50's, according to my patents).
The Long Way
The restaurant has four cash registers all in a row, and an entrance on each side of this row. The place isn't too busy, so only the far right register is manned. A guy walks in the door by the open register, then walks all the way down the row to far unmanned register. When asked to come to the open one he replies:
"Hell no man. Its too far, and I'm too tired."
This after he has walked across the length of the restaurant when he entered right by the open one.
Cashier then takes his order by walking between the two registers.
Guy then sits down and keeps changing how he wants the order by yelling things into the kicthen like.
"Hey Sport, y'all know I don't want ketchup." and
"Hey Sport, you don't put both meals in the same bag."
"Sport, you best be better not giving me no ketchup."
The cashier's name was not Sport.
Angry Phone Man
While eating, the man sitting behind me made various threats in third person while talking on his cell phone.
"That b***h better not f*** with my car."
And in response to if she did f*** with his car.
"I'll make her eat her teeth."
"I'll f*** up her face."
"I'll take her teeth out with a hammer."
The Long Way
The restaurant has four cash registers all in a row, and an entrance on each side of this row. The place isn't too busy, so only the far right register is manned. A guy walks in the door by the open register, then walks all the way down the row to far unmanned register. When asked to come to the open one he replies:
"Hell no man. Its too far, and I'm too tired."
This after he has walked across the length of the restaurant when he entered right by the open one.
Cashier then takes his order by walking between the two registers.
Guy then sits down and keeps changing how he wants the order by yelling things into the kicthen like.
"Hey Sport, y'all know I don't want ketchup." and
"Hey Sport, you don't put both meals in the same bag."
"Sport, you best be better not giving me no ketchup."
The cashier's name was not Sport.
Angry Phone Man
While eating, the man sitting behind me made various threats in third person while talking on his cell phone.
"That b***h better not f*** with my car."
And in response to if she did f*** with his car.
"I'll make her eat her teeth."
"I'll f*** up her face."
"I'll take her teeth out with a hammer."
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