A few months ago I was in the WaWa getting supper before my weekly gaming session. As I walk up to the drinks cooler a woman turns to me and, in the most entitled, snobby voice, snaps at me "Do they sell alcohol in any of these places?!!"
"No. In Pennsylvania you have to go to a state store." (This in, well not the most 'duh, you moron' tone of voice I can summon, but it was up there)
"...oh"
If she hadn't snapped it out like "Peon, fetch me booze this instant, I cannot bear another moment of your company unfiltered by an alcoholic haze" I probably would have been a lot politer about shattering her dreams of an alcoholic stupor, but I won't put up with that without getting paid.
"No. In Pennsylvania you have to go to a state store." (This in, well not the most 'duh, you moron' tone of voice I can summon, but it was up there)
"...oh"
If she hadn't snapped it out like "Peon, fetch me booze this instant, I cannot bear another moment of your company unfiltered by an alcoholic haze" I probably would have been a lot politer about shattering her dreams of an alcoholic stupor, but I won't put up with that without getting paid.
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