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I realize that it was absolutely necessary for you to be applying makeup and talking on your hand held cell phone while sitting at the stop sign. Incidentally, it is illegal to use a hand held phone while driving in this state, but I digress.
It was, however, unnecessary for you to pull out from your stop sign in front of the two of us that were driving at 55 mph and had the right of way. Especially since the lane you were trying to turn into was full of oncoming traffic also going at 55 mph. I saw what you were doing, figured you were inching out for a better look, but stepped on the brake in case you were monumentally stupid. That's why you are still ALIVE, whilst managing to eradicate much of the last reserves of my faith in humanity. Even though it would probably have done the world a favor to permanently remove you from the roads, hitting you would have made me late for dinner. Not to mention ruining mypaint rust job.
The guy in front of me had to make a maniacal, tire screeching swerve into oncoming traffic and then out of said traffic to avoid you and/or a head on collision. The spacing of that traffic left me no where to go when you stopped dead completely blocking my lane while swearing at the guy who just missed you.
It was kind of cute the way you gave me a '
are you doing?' look when I screeched to a halt inches from your door. Then you proceeded to scream at me while waving your little rouge applicator brush thingie with one hand and your cell phone with the other. Cute in a 'I wanted to throttle the life out of you' kind of way. Good thing ONE of us was paying attention to what we were doing.
I have to say, though, that the local police are going way up in my estimation lately. Especially the one that flipped on his lights behind me while you were still blocking the lane. That made you back up out of the intersection awfully fast. Last I saw, though, as I drove past your dumb sucidal *ss, was the cop blocking you in so you couldn't go anywhere.
Sincerely hoping he arrested you for reckless endangerment and aggravated *sshattery,
Gerrinson
It was, however, unnecessary for you to pull out from your stop sign in front of the two of us that were driving at 55 mph and had the right of way. Especially since the lane you were trying to turn into was full of oncoming traffic also going at 55 mph. I saw what you were doing, figured you were inching out for a better look, but stepped on the brake in case you were monumentally stupid. That's why you are still ALIVE, whilst managing to eradicate much of the last reserves of my faith in humanity. Even though it would probably have done the world a favor to permanently remove you from the roads, hitting you would have made me late for dinner. Not to mention ruining my
The guy in front of me had to make a maniacal, tire screeching swerve into oncoming traffic and then out of said traffic to avoid you and/or a head on collision. The spacing of that traffic left me no where to go when you stopped dead completely blocking my lane while swearing at the guy who just missed you.
It was kind of cute the way you gave me a '
are you doing?' look when I screeched to a halt inches from your door. Then you proceeded to scream at me while waving your little rouge applicator brush thingie with one hand and your cell phone with the other. Cute in a 'I wanted to throttle the life out of you' kind of way. Good thing ONE of us was paying attention to what we were doing.I have to say, though, that the local police are going way up in my estimation lately. Especially the one that flipped on his lights behind me while you were still blocking the lane. That made you back up out of the intersection awfully fast. Last I saw, though, as I drove past your dumb sucidal *ss, was the cop blocking you in so you couldn't go anywhere.
Sincerely hoping he arrested you for reckless endangerment and aggravated *sshattery,
Gerrinson
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